An oc blog eventually

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.

In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

sex except i am literally just killing you.

kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it