Heteronormative? More like Homonormative by M-1dn1ght-s
A series of vignettes where Shane reminds everyone that he is ALSO the man in the relationship.
Hollanov Havoc by fffpppp
Shane Hollander is married, out, and unhinged. Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander's biggest supporter.
white girl wasted by fbiyaoi
Shane Hollander celebrates his hattrick against the Montréal Metros
36 Questions That Lead to Love by UglyGreenJacket
Married Hollanov divulge too much about their love life
out of your mouth by kjo33398
It's the first game between Ottawa and Montreal since Shane transferred. Montreal's new center is out for blood, and when he manages to get under Shane's skin, Hollander surprises them all.
It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
Not what it seems by mochae
Shane had been different lately. More reserved, quiet. And then Ilya started talking for him, deciding for him. It was weird and it certainly made a few heads turn in question.
you say that you're no good for me (i like it anyway) by DisillusionedDanny
Ilya Rozanov is tired of hearing people say that he's no good for Shane. So, he decides to do something about it. Which maybe scares Shane and everyone else a little bit in the process.
sunday morning (scott hunter is crying) by jujubun
All Shane wanted was a nice, peaceful Sunday. Unfortunately, the pitfalls of marrying a reformed Slavic fuck boy remain by and large.
baby, you're not the only one by throughadoor
After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird.
It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague.
What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.
только нам дано понять друг друга (you speak the language of my heart) by Birds On a Concrete Wall (AmetistLex)
Rozanov growls under his nose something in Russian that to Hayden’s ears sounds like the most wicked Baba Yaga’s curse.
Shane is speechless for a second. "Повтори, я не расслышал." He says slowly, also in Russian, with an awkward accent and a slight warning in his tone. Hayden stares at his best friend like he just grew a second head.
*
Hayden witnesses Shane and Ilya having a heated argument... in several different languages.
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If I had a nickel for every show I watched about an awkward Japanese skater who's obsessed with being on the ice and has a diet problem falling for a Russian skater who's known as womanizer and has also cultivated their craft to insanity while also feeling obligated to do so and they end up falling in love for each other in secret without telling their families but knowing the Japanese skater's family would obviously be more accepting, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
The promised part 2
Not Like the Real Thing by galaxo
Or, Ilya starts smoking again, and Shane suggests lollipops to help him quit. It might be the best and worst idea he's ever had.
C'mere Rude Boy by Dee_in_between
Shane has his first experience with recreational drug use and has a very very good time.
Uncover by PorcelainMortal
Ilya and Shane make a physical commitment.
High Off Love (And Anesthesia) by ali_grace
The Dentist!Fic in which Shane gets high off the anesthesia from getting his wisdom teeth removed and tells poor Hayden all about his and Ilya’s sex life.
~Part of a Series by ThePromptWasntThisLong(shredded_potato) on AO3~
Overtime Confessions
Caught between the roar of the rink and the hush of a locked door, Shane insists he can’t stand Ilya, but everything changes once he’s pinned, moaning “Daddy,” and Ilya starts calling him “baby” like a promise he intends to keep.
What Losing Looks Like
Shane didn’t know losing a bet meant being made to fuck himself raw on Ilya’s fist like a deranged animal.
Terms of Endearment
Ilya finds out Shane melts at being called ‘princess’ and decides to ruin him with it.
Save Me, O God, For I Have Sinned
In the house of God, Ilya found his most devout worshipper not in the pews, but bent over the altar, begging for absolution with every thrust.
(Just check out the full series if you'd like)
How much do you think it fucked Ilya's brain to be the only human being who gets to witness Shane *standing man emoji* Hollander show up to every hook up walking awkwardly and standing in a manner that makes his huge athletic body look 2 apples tall and not knowing what to do with his hands and the spongebob brain fire meme is happening inside his head trying to start a conversation and looking around nervously up until the second Ilya's lips touch his and this bitch turns into a full fucking sex machine tank full of horny fuel rubbing himself on Ilya's dick like he's trying to light a match on a brick wall climbing him like a spider monkey scratching his back and peeling off enough skin to put him behind bars for attempted murder dropping to his knees nuzzling his face on Ilya's crotch and swallowing his dick like it's the only meal he can eat call that a macrobiodick diet and he's ripping Ilya's clothes off and bending over the first piece of furniture in sight and as soon as he's done getting his ass ate he's throwing Ilya on the bed and riding him like a cowboy from the Academy Award winning cowboy movie of his namesake (I just found out about Shane 1953 like 2 seconds ago) and reducing Ilya to a babbling pathetic Russian mess begging to come.
And as soon as they're done, Shane walks out of the bathroom like he just fell from an alien ship and has no idea what planet he's on. He's standing in the doorway fiddling with his hands and waiting for a signal to bolt out of the room like his ass is on fire.
I think this also indirectly reflects what a lot of asexual/demisexual people go through.
Like, it's very easy for them to be mistaken to "detest sex" or "hate sexual intimacy" but fact of the matter is that being asexual doesn't mean you can never have sex. It isn't celibacy ffs, it just means that a person doesn't feel sexual attraction towards people often if at all. It doesn't mean that they can never enjoy sex, they just don't have the predominant need to have sex.
As for demisexual people, it's very much a case of right person at right time. They might spend an eternity without any sexual urges or attraction to anyone and then they meet their person - suddenly, boom, horny af.
I definitely think Shane had something of spiral wondering whether he even liked having sex or not (bcs Hudson, his actor, did say he had never had a sexual experience where he'd genuinely wanted to be there before meeting Ilya) and might've delved into the possibility of being asexual/demisexual (this man would absolutely research the shit out of the proper terminology for what he was feeling) and then boom - Ilya in the shower, and all bets are off as he "Nope, I definitely like sex"
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Duty of Care by boopboop
Ilya Rozanov, get loved.
The Soviet Montage by pressuretoparty
Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey au
The Love of Someone Broken by sostarry
Ilya has spent his life as a recovering broken child, on a mission to make sure no child he encounters through the years will ever feel the way he did.
Coach Uncle Ilya by peiceabread
Hayden's youngest wont skate unless its her uncle ilya teaching her or Ilya teaching a toddler how to skate
High (On Your Love) by Taylors_roses Or: What if Hayden was with Shane when Ilya visited Shane in the hospital?
Scotty Doesn't Know (Lily and Me Do It) by ItsMayBiTheWay
Hayden Pike's best friend Shane Hollander is as predictable and reliable as it gets. But when Shane uncharacteristically fights with Scott Hunter, of all people, Hayden needs to know why. As he sits in Shane's living room, waiting for an explanation, things start getting progressively more confusing. Why is Shane coming out to him? And how does Lily play into this?
But Daddy I Love Him by rachelrae
What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!
A Tiger-Shaped Boy by tangledorangeweb
Five times people see the impact of Ilya growing up too fast, and one time a tiger becomes a boy again.
My Honey’s Heart is Blue and a Second Offbeat by SK_Morello
Ilya has always been the protective one - the one willing to start fights on and off the ice for his man. His reputation as a chirpy arsehole works hand in hand with his fearlessness to protect Shane from the worst of the backlash when they start their first season together at Ottawa. Until he’s the one that needs protecting
I've Been The Archer (I've Been The Prey) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003)
Five times their friends realize Shane might be the scary one, after all -- and one time Ilya reminds the world he's only soft for Shane.
The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Or: In which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
These are all mostly the SFW ones. A separate list for the NSFW fics (there's quite a few but I'm lazy) coming up!
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