Things Yoonkook Totally Have Said

yoongi: ...and another for holding Jungkook’s left hand.

taehyung: My mistake.

Jungkook: wait what

Jungkook: I’m the friend.

Seokjin: They get sad when they fight.

Yoongi: Is that really your best pickup line?

Jungkook: [Struggling to hold a seagull] Fucking say that then!

Jungkook: Oh really? Can you try writing your number on this piece of paper then?

Yoongi: I’m aware, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

I got this email today! I’ve had so much fun posting these incorrect quotes about yoonkook. I know I don’t post as often as of late but a huge thank you to everyone who liked, reblogged, or just followed my blog. It means the world to me! ❤️

Namjoon slamming his hands on the table: Can we PLEASE JUST HAVE A NORMAL DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Yoongi, throwing the key out the window: Yeah, truly unfortunate.

Yoongi and Jungkook: *kissing while Hoseok and Namjoon watch uncomfortably*

Yoongi: I marry them.

I was messaged that there was an issue with my profile pic and that my account is not able to be viewed. I am not sure if more people are having this issue as well with not seeing my picture but I know I am unable to see my picture on my own account. I will try to fix the issue as soon as I can but if anyone has tips for me on how to fix it that would be appreciated! For now, I may just not have a picture for some people until this is fixed.

Namjoon: How does that even work?? What the fu-

Jungkook: Absolutely not.