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Jack: Can you summon an army of lizards?

Chase: No, man!

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Raimundo: I'm sick of Master Fung treating me like a kid.

Dojo: But you are a kid.

Raimundo: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

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Chase Young: Bring on the fire, bring on the hell, set everything ablaze so that no trace remains...

Chase Young: Bring on the fire, bring on the hell...

Jack Spicer: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE SUMMONING THE DEVIL!

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Chase Young: Who the fuck are you?

Jack Spicer: Who the fuck are /you/?

Chase Young: I asked you first.

Jack Spicer: I asked you second.

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Y'know how they say that teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!

Jack Spicer

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Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.

Wuya, about the monks

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Dojo: Place that idiot scientist under arrest!

Jack: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius".

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The hero strikes the first blow... but evil returns with a backhand!

Chase Young

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Kimiko: And Jack. You can probably figure him out.

Jack: Yeah, I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower.

Ping Pong: Oh, you mean The Big Muffin!

Jack: Uh, it's a giant explosion.

all: ....

Clay: It kinda does look like a muffin.

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she STOLE my SHEN GONG WU!!!

I DID NAUGHT! CHASE YOUNG SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

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YOU’re in MY CLASS NOT the other way around! I know EVERYTHING and YOU… know NOTHING! At the end of class, BOTH of you report to the principal’s office…………………………….. WITH YOUR PARENTS

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Dojo: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you lost throughout your life.

Omi: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Clay: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Raimundo: I knew I lost my potential somewhere.

Kimiko: Emotional stability, my old friend.

Dojo: Kids, could you lighten up a little?

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Raimundo: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!

Jack: Ha ha! You too?

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Kimiko: You never wanna do girly stuff with me! You and Clay get to do guy stuff all the time.

Raimundo: What do you mean?

Clay: Hey partner! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?

Raimundo: *excitedly* Am I!

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Ashley: Do I really force you to do things you don't want to?

Jack: Yeah, but it's okay.

Ashley: How is it okay?

Jack: I promised myself if I ever got friends I'd do whatever they said. Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.

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Kimiko: You never wanna do girly stuff with me! You and Clay get to do guy stuff all the time.

Raimundo: What do you mean?

Clay: Hey partner! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?

Raimundo: *excitedly* Am I!

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Vlad: Jack, I think this is a bad idea...

Jack: Yes, a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!

Vlad: But I'm saying it's the kind of bad that... Okay, you might think is good from your bad perception, but from a good perception... It's just plain bad.

Jack: Oh, you don't know what's good for bad!

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Our battles quickly got more elaborate. They would win some, I would ALMOST win others! They took the name: Xiaolin Monks, defender of the Sheng Gong Wu. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Jack Spicer, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!

Jack Spicer

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