Whitebeard Pirates Deck Squabbles

I always see things like this for the Strawhats but never the Whitebeards so here I go.

Bird jokes are everywhere, Marco can’t escape them.

“We’re passing a winter island, quick, someone lock up Marco!” -Thatch “Why?” -Ace “We don’t want him flying south!” - at this point no one knows if this is a serious issue or not.

Holding up curved objects, like banana’s to their face and doing a Whitebeard impression.

Never letting Ace forget his ‘murder phase’. (it’s basically treated like an embarrassing goth phase)

Jokes about getting Jozu appraised.

Whenever something is caught on fire or burned, Ace is always blamed. Even when it’s the culprit is right there.

Fossa burns himself lighting his cigar “Dammit Ace!” Ace from a whole other room. “What?!”

Dad Jokes For Days

“Namur is a regular fish outta water.”

Handing Blamenco ridiculous items for him to store.

“Hey Blam, store this for me” “I’m not storing your fucking sandwich”

Putting a hallowed out half of a watermelon on their head to do a Curiel impression.

Punching with a lit lighter. “Fire Fist!”

Whenever someone swears another cover’s Ace’s ears “Not in front of the children!”

They do this to Haruta too.

Keeping track of who swears the most between Ace and Haruta (Haruta is usually in the lead).

There are at least two pineapples set somewhere Marco will inevitably see them at any given time.

but also,

“There comes a time in most people’s lives when they’re thoughts turn to-” Whitebeard starts. “Murder.” “That was not what I was going to say, Ace.” “That’s not how Gramps started this talk.”

Holds up picture of Doflamingo, “Is this you relative?” Points at the feather coat.

Thatch telling multiple stories about how he got his scar, each one more elaborate than the next. Ace still assumes Thatch did it to himself, ala Luffy.

Stefan sits in Whitebeard’s chair, “Man, Oyaji’s hair grew back so fast. What’s his secret?”

That week leading up to April 1st where everyone is paranoid as hell because who’s gonna come after them? Where are they hiding the pranks? Is that really my toothbrush, it looks different, better not use it, they may have gotten to it.

A spring island has them asking Marco if he is going to lay eggs.

Easter comes around and someone puts eggs in Marco’s bed (more daring if he is still in the bed.

Stefan sitting on the large chair, Whitebeard not being able to get him down and sitting on the ground next to the chair. After he sits comfortably, Stefan gets down.

Haruta rides around on everyone’s shoulders. They allow it because he has the most dirt on anyone.

Trying to pet Marco like a bird when in human form. *Bonus points if he responds like a bird.

“Why do you insist to come through the ceiling, Haruta?” “I have to stay tactical on my skills.” “Well, its making Ace follow example.” “Oh no, he was already doing that and we have to correspond tact so we don’t run into each other again.”

Haruta and Ace are not allowed to hide within the ship when playing hide and seek.

Jozu turns to diamond to ignore you. (Works great on Marco because shiny)

Jozu used as a disco ball.

Izou putting glitter in the other commanders’ soap so they glitter for days. *Extra laughs if they go into battle sparkling and the enemy can’t keep serious.

Vista leaves rose petals on certain bunks when he needs to speak with someone.

Marco hordes shiny objects and will deny it if you ask.

Thatch uses hours to style his hair every morning and after an unwillingly ‘bath’ (a.k.a. being throwing into the sea). He’ll deny it and say it’s a natural hairstyle, though most knows he’s lying.

Izo has at least once managed to get all the crew into dresses and dolled them up - there exist pictures of it.

Marco’s eye twist and a vein starts to pulse, whenever someone even mentions Shanks.

Haruta and Ace is forbidden to ever wake up the crew, unless they are under attack. No one likes to wake up to the sound of pots being hammered against each other and Thatch is still pissed of losing some of his better pots because of it.

Marco always sits with Ace, when the younger does his paperwork. He’s tired of getting burned paper or no papers of all, due to Ace actually burning them or forget them.

Prank wars are common on the ship.

Blamenco sometimes hides people to help them hide from Marco.

Whitebeard often stops the prank wars when they start dying Stefan.

When drunk, Kingdew tries to dance as a ballerina … and fails horrible.

Blenheim and Atmos has horrible pokerfaces.

Namur is tired of fishing the Devil’s Fruit users out from the sea and often let others take over, even if he’s the best swimmer.

Flicking things into Ace’s open mouth when he’s passed out.

Calling random animals and objects “Son” in their best Whitebeard impersonation.

Telling impossible stories about how badass Whitebeard is. “I saw it, I swear. A volcano stopped erupting because Whitebeard gave it the stink eye!”

Speed Jiru/Jill is often used as messenger on the ship, bc of how large it is and how fast he is.

Jozu is used to distract females the others don’t want to deal with.

Marco is accused of cannibalism whenever he eats an egg or poultry.

Thatch doesn’t allow Marco to eat rice in fear of him exploding.

Ace isn’t allowed in the kitchen due to a few explosive failures and his appetite.

Ace isn’t allowed to talk about Luffy, unless there’s a party and people are too drunk to even listen properly.

There are certain items from each crew member, which aren’t allowed to be harmed in a prank/prank war.

If you can’t find Stefan, the dog is up to no good. Better find him quickly or you might had no shoes left.

Whitebeard is amused by his ‘sons’ antics in a prankwar, even if he is a ‘victim’ himself.

Izo once managed to dress up the crew of a marine warship. Don’t ask him how he did it, nor his division. It’s a well.kept secret, but there are pictures.

You can’t get away with pranking Marco, Izo or Whitebead.

Drawing contest on Ace’s body when he’s passed out.

Dare challenge 1: Pluck a feather from Marco.

Dare challenge 2: Kiss Izo on the cheek.

Dare challenge 3: Steal food from the kitchen/pantry.

An angry Thatch is almost as bad as an angry Izo or Marco.