Incorrect Virtus quotes

Dylan: If I had a pound for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 pence

Cassidy: If I had a pound for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Samantha: Actually I did the math, Dylan would have £225, not £0.15.

Dylan: Fam I’m right here....

Luis: If I had a pound I would buy a can of soda :)

Cassidy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Luis: Sorry I only have a pound

Cassidy: :(

Samantha: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Dylan would have £22,500 because it's a pound for every pixel, not a pence

Luis: If I had £22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Samantha: You can buy anything you want with £22,500

Mason: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Samantha: Apply juice to what

Jake: Directly to the forehead

Izabella: Oh, I’m always running

Dylan: What? No.

Dylan, still mortified: Yes.

Samantha, hugging Dylan: Affection!

Dylan: Disgusting.

Samantha: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Luis: I know.

Mason: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Cassidy: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Mason: Can't really say I have.

Cassidy: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Cassidy: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Mason: But she's not. She’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Cassidy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Mason: I guess you’re right. Hey Cassidy, I love you.

Cassidy: See! Just say that!

Mason: Holy fucking shit.

Cassidy: If that flies over their head then, sorry Mason, but she's too dumb for you.

Dylan: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Samantha: Three of us saw it, Dylan. How do you explain that?

Dylan: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Samantha: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Luis: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Jake: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Mason:

Dylan: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Samantha: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Dylan, learn to listen.

Luis: What if it bites itself and I die?

Mason: That’s voodoo.

Jake: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Dylan: That’s correlation, not causation.

Luis: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Mason: That’s kinky.

Dylan: Road: works ahead

Samantha: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Luis: Shavacado: fre

Jake: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Mason: