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men who are detectives be like “he’s my partner” ..... ok you gay bitch 🤨

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Rex: Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

#racer x #rex racer #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*

Speed: What exactly is your relationship with the Inspector?

Racer X: Strictly professional. Just friends.

Speed: So are you colleagues or are you friends?

Racer X: We are colleagues with benefits.

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Speed: I'm going to bed.

Mom: It’s noon.

Speed: Time isn't real.

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Racer X: No more coming out, if you cant tell I'm gay from the everything at me, you don't deserve to know.

#racer x #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*#source: tumblr

Spritle: Hey Speed, what does coffee taste like?

Speed: Unfortunately not as good as it smells.

Spritle: Oh.

Spritle: Like shampoo.

#spritle racer #speed #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*#source: twitter

Spritle: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have any more food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment.

#spritle racer #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*#source: instagram

Racer X: It's so hot out.

Inspector Detector: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all black.

Racer X: This is a summer shade of black.

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Speed: I wanna kiss you.

Trixie: Okay.

Trixie: Anything else you wanna do?

Speed: Pass chemistry.

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Racer X: Becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.

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Speed: Shhh, Pops is coming!

Trixie: Quick, Sparky, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Sparky: Ya know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.

Trixie: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

#speed #sparky #trixie shimura #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*#source: parks and rec

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Speed: Don't you ever say anything encouraging?

Racer X: I encourage you not to die.

#speed #racer x #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*#source: kubo and the two strings

Racer X: I had to die in order to get my life together.

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Spritle: Oh, I am so relieved you found me. Wait, how did you find me?

Speed: You haven't done anything to annoy me in like, five hours, so I knew something was wrong.

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Speed: What are you doing?

Trixie: Homework.

Speed: There was class today?

Trixie: Yeah...

Speed: I thought it was a long weekend?

Trixie: It's Wednesday...

Speed: Oh, so it's almost the weekend again? Oh well, no point in going now.

#speed #trixie shimura #speed racer #mach gogogo #text #mine*#source: suite life of zack and cody

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