Incorrect SH22 Quotes

Grayson: You wanna mock people or let me talk to Lestrade? Holmes: I want to mock people.

Grayson: Where's Lestrade? Watson: She's inside hiding from Holmes. Grayson: Why is she hiding from Holmes? Watson: Do you really want to know? Grayson: Not at all.

Beth: Every Thanksgiving, the White House gets sent two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo. The runner-up gets eaten. Holmes: If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch.

Deirdre: Over four and a half centuries ago, linked by faith and bound by a common desire for liberty, a small band of Pilgrims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs... and solve crimes. Wiggins: Deirdre... Deirdre: It'd be good. By day, they churn butter and worship according to their own beliefs, and by night they solve crimes. Wiggins: Read the thing. Deirdre: Pilgrim detectives. Wiggins: Do you see me laughing? Deirdre: I think you're laughing on the inside. Wiggins: Okay. Deirdre: With the big hats.

Beth: You think you're cute, don't you? Holmes: I am cute.

Moriarty: Fenwick, do the civilized world a favor and keep your opinions to yourself.

Wiggins: I am exhausted. I went to at least a dozen ticket brokers today. They all told me the only way I'm going to get tickets is to go to a scalper. Deirdre: Oh, you can't buy from a scalper! That's a crime! Wiggins: So is eating grapes at the supermarket, but you do that all the time. Deirdre: I have to test them! Wiggins: Deirdre, one is testing. Fourteen is lunch. Deirdre: My God! I'm a criminal!

Grayson: Busy? Beth: Very. Grayson: Good. Walk with me, talk with me, I've been thinking. Beth: Gee, I already don't like it.

Beth: Why does this feel like it's a marriage? Holmes: Because it is. Beth: Without the obvious perks. Holmes: *looks confused* Beth: You don't fix things around the house.

Holmes: A long flight across the night. You know why late flights are good? Because we cease to be earthbound and burdened with practicality. Asking important questions. Talking about the idea that nobody has thought about yet. Put it a different way... Deirdre: Be poets.

Beth: (to Moriarty) Yes, I am sacrificing the good of the many for the good of the one. I am willing to burn in hellfire for all damnation for that; therefore, you don't scare me.

Wiggins: You are a very scary lady. Beth: Thank you.

Beth: Well, maybe four hours' sleep isn't enough for you, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Holmes: May I assume since you're calling me "Mr. Smarty-Pants" that the official part of the reprimand is over?