Dr. Glass: [Diagnoses Bright with something]
Dr. Bright: Sooooo~ I have that??
Dr. Bright: Does it have to be canon?
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Dr. Glass: [Diagnoses Bright with something]
Dr. Bright: Sooooo~ I have that??
Dr. Bright: Does it have to be canon?

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Dr. Clef: Can't believe I have to stop making fun of people who work from home, cause we're all working form home now. For fucks sakes.
Dr. Cimmerian: How is this a problem? Now you can make fun of everyone.
Dr. Clef:
Dr. Clef: Mr. Deeds, get this man a rum, coke, and a seat at my table!
Dr. Iceberg: The Perfect couple is when one person has cold hands, and the other has warm hands. Together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding!
Dr. Gears: Thermodynamic equilibrium,
Dr. Bright: [walking up to a couple] So which of you guys is the source and which is the sink?
682: Look, you two are giving up too easily! I'll demonstrate. Now 173, pretend i'm 096!
173: And who am I?
682: ... You're 173.
096: Can I be 079?
682: NO!
682: Wait why?
096: He's a good leader!
682: GAH WOULD YOU BUTT OUT?!
Dr. Kondraki: Your insolence goes too far!
Dr. Clef: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

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049: [In a containment cell] I don't get it, Doc. Why'd you lock me outside?
Clef: Outside? You're inside!
049, laughing: Oh no I'm not, I'm outside. YOU'RE inside.
Clef: I am? [opens the door] Well then get in there!
049 [shrugs and walks out with the key as Clef gets in the containment cell and closes the door]: Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kiddies again. Boo-hoo-hoo.
O-5 Counsel Member: Dr. Bright, SCPs are NOT allowed to have theme songs and even if they were it would CERTAINLY not be the theme to CATSCRATCH!
Dr. Bright: But "Peanut and Shy Guy and 106" Fits perfectly into the beginning of the theme!
O-5 Council Member: Why did this issue manage to get all the way up to 05?
Dr Bright: BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT!
Dr. King: [Exists]
SCPs: I'm about to appleseeds this man's whole career.
Dr. Kondraki: Modern Media lied to me, I've never seen a bad boy protecting stray kittens, therefore revealing their soft side to me.
Dr. Kondraki: ...Maybe I'm the bad boy?
Dr. Clef: If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?!?!
Dr. Bright: Is that where the old site manager went???

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Dr. Bright: Lets do something really scary!!
Dr. Glass: We could go to bed early, and be alone with our thoughts?
Dr. Clef: He said scary not fucking life threatening,
Dr. Iceberg: I lose at everything!
Dr. Iceberg: Look! I even lost my glasses!
Dr. Iceberg: [has his glasses on his head, but can't tell cause of stress.]
Dr. Clef: [looking at them]....I'll help you find them for five dollars.
Dr. Gerald: They call me a snack because I'm coated in oil and they can't catch me.
Dr. Glass: Hey Gerald? What the HECK does this mean?!!?
Dr. Gerald: I have no idea... I have no memory of ever writing that.
Dr. Cimmerian: The Ethics Committee is very clear. You shouldn't be shotgunning 87 5 hour energy drinks instead of sleep.
Dr. Clef: [Shotgunning number 88]
Dr. Clef: Bitch. I can keep going. [immediately falls asleep]
Black Queen: I say we do it.
The Black Queen: I say we don't.
Blak Queen: But we need it.
Queen of Black: We must.
Black Queen: Then we are in agreement. We're going to dinner.

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Dr. Bright: The Ethics Committee is super important. They're where I get my best ideas from.
Dr. Cimmerian: You know you're the reason why we have an Ethics Committee.
Dr. Bright: I'm happy to help.
Jude: What if we ripped off Dr. Wondertainment?
Jude: We can create our own little Misters and they'll be better because they'll be funny.
Jude: What do you think of that?
Waffle House employee: ... So do you want fries or hashbrowns?
Jude: Oh sorry. Both!