Incorrect ROTBTFD Quotes

Rapunzel: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.

Merida: I dare you-

Jack: *Whispers to lawyer*

Elsa: *is unpacking a box*

Anna: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Jack: *singing Brown Eyed Girl to Elsa*

Rapunzel: Is this just gonna culminate on you two getting a house and getting married?

Anna: What’s the wifi password?

Elsa: Oh my god, goals.

Submissions!!!

Merida: "Elsa, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world's fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Merida dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There's a more detailed list in my room." 

Merida: "Help! The Golden Ruler has been stolen!"