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hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

i kno its not rly a popular statement and it sounds dismissive but you'll be miserable for as long as u deny ur own agency in ur own happiness

i think i prefer the person i’ve become over the person i thought i’d be. it’s not like i’m not disappointed—i am. but also i am glad that i have not had to force myself to fit into that mold. i’m grateful for the fun new experiences i’ve been able to pursue that i maybe wasn’t planning on. anyway.

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve felt unable to reply to a simple text leading to me ghosting a good friend for months I’d be rich enough to go to a better therapist

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years