Incorrect Quotes and Fandom Posts

Eärien: Nothing left to do here but get depressed.

Sauron: girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

Annatar, about Durin: Is there any special hostility in the air, or is it just the usual one? Celebrimbor: It’s the brandy. Mirdania: No, it’s the time of year, actually.

Eärien: Time out! Valandil: Why?! Eärien: Fighting is never the answer. Now let’s just try using our words. Valandil? Valandil, awkwardly: Uh… I… I want to punch you… and hurt your face. Eärien: Kemen? Kemen, awkwardly: I… don’t want that… to happen…? Eärien: See? Now you’ve both expressed your feelings without violence, and that’s the only way to solve a problem. Valandil: Or… [tackles Kemen] Eärien: Eärien: Violence also works…