you and i are bound and gagged together

Source: Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots | Unraveled by Polygon, hosted by Brian David Gilbert

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Source: Twitter @ aotakeo

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Amitie: “Think twice”?

Source: Wikipedia:Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles

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Quote source: Puyo Puyo Drama CD Vol. 3: The Valentine's Day that Overcame Spacetime (original translation)

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Ringo: Last year I gave you the milky white substance rich in protein—

Maguro: That ganache was scrumptious★

Ringo: —and what we did the year before that involved something hot and messy that got everywhere—

Maguro: I had fun eating chocolate fondue with you★

Ringo: —so this year I’ve resolved to impress you with something big and black with a wet sheen!

Source: Final Fantasy XIV

Quote source: “Swapdown - Puyo Puyo Tetris 2” by Scrubby Schoell

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Quote source: Touhou 9

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Raffina: Normally, if I just arbitrarily go fight someone, the culprit will show up eventually!

Klug: That's not something to brag about, though.

Bonus edit in Japanese:

source: Randy buys a bookshelf on Gumtree - Randy Feltface

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Klug: What was the point of developing opposable thumbs?

Klug: For you to take a photo of your head, post it on the Internet,

Klug: and just STAND BY FOR VALIDATION? 

Klug: No one gives a fuck about your head!

Klug: They only validate it in order to gain permission to post a photo of their own head and stand by for validation!

Klug: The people who give a fuck about your head will, at some point, see it in real life.

Klug: FUCK YOUR HEAD AND THE NECK IT RODE IN ON!

Quote source: Unknown (Incorrect Quotes Generator)

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Ringo: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl!

Tee: Uh... okay.

Ringo: And make out during the scary parts!

Tee: ...“The scary parts”.

Quote source: Tumblr

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Sig: I know every bug, by the way.