Incorrect Pezberry Quotes

Santana: I don't think I've ever heard you say apologize for anything

Rachel: Oh no it's fine Santana, there's no need.

Santana: For once you have a good idea Berry

Rachel: If we're gonna do this, you have to start calling me Rachel

Santana, husks in a low voice: Very well then, Rachel

Rachel, blushing: Is it hot in here?

Brittany: Do you feel like you're going to pass out!?

Santana, broken leg from a cheer accident: I can't.

Santana: I have a date with Rachel.

Quinn and Brittany:

Rachel: but you told me to get it out of my system...

Santana: That's not really my problem

Quinn: Santana she's in love with you

Santana: OH.

Santana: Well, I was done listening.

Rachel: i asked her why there was a syringe filled with glitter on the counter

Puck: ...and?

Quinn: She’s drunk

Puck: And?

Quinn: She found out Rachel is married

Puck: But she's Rachel's wife

Rachel: Oh, thanks [drinks the whole cup]

Santana, nervously: Uh, didn’t it taste weird to you?

Rachel: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all

Rachel: I need your help... i messed up

Santana, sighing: Put the corpse in ice. i'll be on my way

Rachel: You're not going to say 'bless you'?

Quinn: I'm calling Rachel

Santana: Ha!

Santana: “Was.”

Rachel: It’s 3 AM and you’re stuck in my window. How did you even get here?

Santana: Fate. I told you.

Santana: sure *pulls out a piece of paper* here use this as practice

Rachel: thank y-

Rachel:

Rachel: this is a marriage certificate