Y/n: god your voice is so hot...

Y/n: can you tell me to fuck myself

Alastor: WHAT?

Y/n: please? *puppy eyes*

Alastor: you know that stuff doesn't work on me, not even Vox could hypnotize me into doing… dirty… things.

Y/n: just pretend you’re insulting me.

Alastor: I am insulting myself by tolerating you.

Y/n: pleeease!

Alastor: I will NOT degrade you on command!

Y/n: wow, you’re really wanna say something.

Alastor: I AM NOT—

Alastor: … Y/N, dear, stop looking at me like that.

Y/n: like what?

Alastor: like I’m about to say something deeply… regrettable *inhales* for me.

Y/n: but you are! I know you want to tell me to fuck myse—

Alastor: I will not fuck—

Alastor: *realizes what he was about to say*

Alastor: *static fades out as he dissolves into shadows*

Y/n: coward.