Vance: Tell me exactly what happened.
Ziva: Well, it started with Jimmy wanting to say the word succulent.
Vance: Oh, no.
Ziva: And it ended with a small riot.

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Vance: Tell me exactly what happened.
Ziva: Well, it started with Jimmy wanting to say the word succulent.
Vance: Oh, no.
Ziva: And it ended with a small riot.

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Tony: Abby, in your professional opinion, how would I die?
Abby: Murder. Gangland style execution. They never find your head.
Palmer: Thats a shame...
McGee: [silently raises finger in question]
Abby: You slip in a tub.
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Kasie: I have a bad feeling about this...
Nick: What do you mean?
Kasie: Don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?
Nick:
Kasie:
Nick: ... no?
Kasie: Tha...
Kasie: That explains so much.
Nick: I'm the best observer you know
Ellie: Last week you thought the sponge in my desk was an owl.
Nick: If you stopped buying them in bird colors that would stop happening

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Gibbs: I don't always understand Kasie's texts. She says they're still waiting on the lab and it's "allz" good, allz with a Z. Then a box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark. What does that mean?
McGee: It means you don't have emojis on your phone.
Tony, disappointed: They didn't even have a dalmation
Ziva: Would you stop with the dalmations already?
Tony: I'm just saying, it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat
Ziva: Tony, they're not indigenous to firehouses.
Tim: Let's see. Nick searched "undiscovered muscle".
Nick: I was working out and I saw a muscle in my shoulder I'd never seen before. I thought it might have been a scientific discovery.
Abby: One of these days I'm gonna say the F word.
Abby: Then you'll be all sorry.
Tony: We'll handle this the way we always do!
Ziva: Brute force?
Tim: Almost dying?
Tony: No! By sticking together and never giving up!

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Nick: And Bishop, you could be my wife.
Ellie: Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer?
Nick: 'Cause we're partners in everything we do.
Jimmy: Aw.
McGee: Woo! Extreme! Oh, you guys are probably curious about this. It's no biggy. My car's in the shop so I rode in on Nick's motorcycle.
Torres: He held on to me so tight it was like a two-mile heimlich.
McGee: Those things have no walls on them!
Tony: Sir, I think I speak for all of us when-
Ziva: He doesn't.
Tim: He doesn't.
Kasie: Remember to drink water.
Jimmy: No.
Kasie: Then become the dirt I walk on.
Jack: Every argument you two have hits me hard because Kasie always swings back with a new type of bat and I'm never prepared for it.
Vance: The D.A. is worried about how you present yourself on the stand.
Ziva: Why? I'm fine on the stand.
[Cut to a courtroom flashback]
Ziva: Look, I will make it real simple so even these dum-dums can understand. MAN DID CRIME!
[In another courtroom flashback]
Ziva: Could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Attorney: Crying?
[In a third courtroom flashback]
Ziva: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. David! Please stop threatening the stenographer!

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Abby: So how did you guys get into a car accident?
Ellie: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Nick didn't notice. So, I said "Nick, deer!"
Nick: . . .
Ellie: And would you like to tell Abby what your response was?
Nick: . . .
Nick [sights]: "Yes, honey?"
Gibbs: DiNozzo is late. Again.
McGee: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Abby: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Ziva: I set his clock to say PM when it's really AM.
McGee: Oh gosh. We may have overdone it.
Tony, bursting through the doors: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!