kiss women & write about it

going back to the gym so i can man-handle my future partner in bed. and also impress them by lifting heavy things around the house.

someone put her on my tongue like i’m receiving the body of christ

Walsh would eat Park the Shark for breakfast. He’s a fucking minnow and she’s a megalodon, an apex predator with no equal. I’ll never not be big mad they foisted that boring cardboard mayonnaise man on us instead of bringing back Emery.

Emery Walsh really just strolled into the ER, was incredible at her job, and insulted everyone who tried to talk to her. YOU DONT GET IT, IM IN LOVE

whenever i remember that emery walsh was written with the descriptors of 38 years old, competent, confident, and cool, i need to sit down.

yolanda garcia is so criminally underwritten, where are my mean lesbian surgeon fics