Kakashi: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Sakura: I did. I broke it -
Kakashi: No. No, you didn’t. Naruto?
Naruto: Don’t look at me, look at Sasuke.
Sasuke: What?! I didn’t break it!
Naruto: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Sasuke: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Naruto: Suspicious.
Sasuke: No, it’s not!
Iruka: If it matters, probably not but… Ino was the last one to use it.
Ino: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Iruka: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ino: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Iruka!
Sakura: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kakashi.
Kakashi: No. Who broke it?
Yamato: Kakashi, Sai's been awfully quiet…
Sai: Really?!
Yamato: Yeah, really!
…
Kakashi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.
