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Damien, covered in ink: Well, maybe he squid was being a dick.
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Amira, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium!
Damien, covered in ink: Well, maybe he squid was being a dick.

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Liam: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me...
Polly: Even more humiliating than-
Liam: Let’s not do this.
Dahlia: im bi and confused. not about being bi, i just dont know what tf is going on most of the time
Scott: that’s ridiculous Brian doesn’t have a crush on me!
Amira: yes he does
Vera: yes he does
Brian: yes I do
Damien: It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

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Amira: Fortunately, I have a very delicate lockpicking technique.
Amira, burning a hole through the door: See?
Amira: so the doctor said I have updog
Scott: what’s updog?
Amira: VERA COME IN HERE!! I TOLD YOU I COULD GET HIM TO SAY IT!
Oz: Damien, I love you.
Damien: That’s gay
Oz: well I hope so, we’ve been married for years.
Amira: When I found Vera it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven
Brian: And when I found Scott he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am
Vicky, admiring Miranda from a distance: She can end my life and I'd thank her
Brian: We’d thank her too.

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Teacher: This assignment is easy, write about your happiest childhood memory
Miranda and Damien: Murder!
Polly: that’s how I died
Oz: excuse me my what now
Calculester: childhood?
Teacher: -sighs-
Amira: I’m gonna defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.
Adopting a child
Polly: aw she’s so cute! Wait when was she born?
Employee: May 30th
Polly: a Gemini? Hell no. What’re my other options
Leonard: give me a V!
Calculester: V!
Leonard: give me an O!
Calculester: O!
Leonard: give me an R!
Calculester: I don’t like where this is going
Oz, stroking Damien’s hair: you’re so adorable
Damien, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now
Oz: I know

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Coach: Alright, I got a box. We're gonna put everything we love in the box.
Damien: Can I put Scott in the box?
Coach: No.
Polly: Can I put Scott in the box?
Coach: No!
Vicky: Can I-
Coach: NOBODY IS PUTTING SCOTT IN THE BOX!
Damien: What the FUCK IS UP LIAM. No what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. STEP THE FUCK UP LIAM.