The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Quatermain: Several traffic violations.

Nemo: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Griffin: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

The Nautilus is just a big van. Nemo is the driver, and is always popping random sci-fi trivia or whatever he thinks it's cool at the moment, but ends up being a condescending nerd 24/7. Allan is the stoner friend who just doesn't know how the hell did they manage to get him in that mess, but does it anyway because he thinks it's going to be awesome. Hawley is the not-so-lovable asshole who puts horrible songs in the radio and makes "your mom" jokes. Harry is the soft gay mom friend who tells others to be sensible but ends up botching his own morals up by being quite the emotional man child. Ed is the official jerk that demands to stop every 5 mins to eat something and insults everyone else the rest of the time. And Mina, as the Only Sane Person, is the only one everyone -except Hawley- respects and is friends with each of them, but is totally fed up with their shit and, if it weren't for her, nothing would be done. Bonus for the movie fans [I usually ignore Tom and Dorian because they are canonically dead, in the comics lore, BEFORE the comics take place, but still]: Tom is the excited manlet who only tags along because they promised him they were going to Mount Rushmore or some shit, and spends the whole trip Trippin BallsTM because everyone else is even crazier than him. And Dorian is the idiot that got into that because he knows they're going to stop someplace where he wants to go, so he's actually hitchhiking but nobody else knows (they find out because he complains way too much, so they kick him out and dump him in a lake).

Murray: What are you?

Hyde: ...an evil sandwich...

Murray: WHAT ARE YOU???

Me:

Nemo: She obviously does.

Nemo: Yes she does.

Hyde: Yes she does.

Griffin: Yes she does.

The whole of M16: Yes she does.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but Hyde hasn’t grown an inch since he fled London.

Everything’s the same. It’s just that Hyde is very tiny. He’s around four and a half feet tall, and very touchy about that.

Now imagine Allan, Dupin, and the troupe going to Paris to find Henry and, instead of a man, they find a teeny tiny angry dwarf, shouting “I’M EDWARD!” and fisting Mina’s stomach because he just can’t reach any further.

Imagine Mina taking him in her arms when he’s laudanum’d up and carrying him to the Nautilus like a sleeping kid, and being very surprised when they discover he has actually grown to a normal size during night sleep.

Imagine Fu Manchu’s goons laughing at the diminutive man Henry becomes when he’s angry after dying in very creative ways before an astonished Hawley’s eyes. 

Imagine a really frustrated Eddie tripping over Henry’s clothes, clawing at Mina’s skirt, and hiding under the table when he’s upset. 

IMAGINE A TINY EDWARD BITING A TRIPOD’S LEGS LIKE A PUG.

Bond: Yeah?

Queen Victoria: You told me those were superheroes.

Bond: What?

Queen Victoria: *points to the League*

Murray: *shoving her sword down someone's throat*

Griffin: *throwing bricks at everyone*

Quatermain: *kicking ass while taking heroin*

Hyde: *eating people and laughing*

Nemo: *shooting like a madman*

Bond: Oh.

Bond: Those.

Queen Victoria: You just picked some messed up weirdos and called them "a superhero team".

Murray: Yes?

Griffin: Technically speaking, Jekyll is a mad scientist, right?

Murray: ...yeah...

Griffin: And he's always sad.

Murray: ...yes?

Griffin: Does that make him a smad scientist?