time flies like an arrow

lux: why are you naked on my bed?

jinx:

viktor, stepping out from behind a curtain: start pounding, jayce.

“hey, why did you equip a banshee?” because I was paranoid either jax, yi or ahri would jump from nowhere to delete me. this trauma started since these fuckers decided do camp my lane since minute 10, maybe

“but you are the mage with the widest range! garen should be on the front line while you make massive damage!” something really weird happened here because we NEVER managed to start a SINGLE teamfight. everyone was just kinda off? (it was 1 am) like, teemo and I would ping and say" everyone mid!“ but the others simply ignored us and kept…. what the fuck were they even doing????? pushing but not taking down turrets then going back to base, ok

"what’s up with teemo?!” he got an S because no one in the other team ever equipped a single oracle’s lens. then we lost our advantage for the reason stated before. onwards I kept dying and that’s why my farm is so mediocre, not to mention it was the first time I played in like a month

shyvana: honestly NO, I’m just making a BIG DEAL out of a MINOR INCONVENIENCE in order to VENT about the multi-headed DEMON that is now my LIFE and I know that YOU’RE a good enough person to take it in stride!

jarvan: … thank … you?

caitlyn: uh…

jayce: please…

caitlyn: yes…

jayce: where in the office have you been having sex?

caitlyn: …

jayce, voice cracking: caitlyn…where…?

caitlyn: seems like you already know.