Incorrect Juliantina

Valentina: I'm playing a new drinking game, it's called Everytime I'm Depressed, I Take A Drink.

Valentina: [takes out card] Is this your card?

Juliana: Really? Then, tell the whole world.

Valentina: I love you.

Juliana: What? That wasn't even that loud.

Valentina: That's because you're my whole world.

Sergio: Last time I saw them they were getting slushies at the fair.

Valentina and Juliana: [walking up to them with purple mouths]

Valentina, holding a red slushie: Hi guys!

Valentina: Hi.

Lucho: *sigh* and this is her girlfriend, Juliana.

Juliana: You put a bow on your head and said, "i'm your gift".

Guille: What is wrong with that? I think it's cute.

Juliana: No, you don't get it, she ONLY had a bow on.

Valentina: I looked both gorgeous and radiant.

Juliana: Well, Valentina got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate.

Juliana: She yelled "try to return me without the receipt".

Juliana: I married the right person.

Valentina: *throws a Christmas tree to Juliana*

Juliana: I said 'my keys'.

Valentina: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Valentina: Burn the house down.

Juliana: And what did you do?

Valentina: Made you dinner.

Juliana:

Valentina:

Valentina: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Juliana: Then you must be exhausted.

Sergio: To look pretty.

Juliana: But she's already pretty.

Sergio: Awww.

Juliana: Oh that's awesome, I've been mooching off of Panchito's account for years.

Valentina: What do you mean account?

Juliana: Yeah, his Netflix account.

Valentina: . . .

Juliana: Like his profile? I wanted one of my own, they're like $8.

Valentina: Oh, you mean the account on the service...

Juliana: Yes, what did you think I mean?

Juliana: Wait. Valentina Carvajal, what did you buy?

Valentina: Uh.. Netflix...