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frengers: your frontman looks gnc as fuck

mew: YOURE INSANE

#hey guys hello #its me #mod jonas #i dont even wanna put this in the tags oh weldkjfdsarlsdk #mew #mewband #jonas bjerre #incorrect quotes

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jonas, logging on the band account: hey frengers, streaming comforting sounds on all music platforms will terminate trump’s presidency

johan: you are NOT allowed to say that

bjerre

guys it worked. the earth is healing

#IM CRYING

michael beinhorn: in my studio, the policy is that if you see something, say something.

jonas: i saw a black squirrel this morning

michael beinhorn: phenomenal! this is what i’m talking about, people!

#surprise! i bet you thought you'd seen the last of incorrectjonasbjerrequotes #i don't know where this quote comes from or if i even got it right but anyways its close enough #mod jonas #jonas bjerre #michael beinhorn #mew #mewband #incorrect quotes

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incorrect jonas bjerre quotes SNUBBED 😔 can we get 156 likes

#tumblr year in review???? what is this #lmfao

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evil office clerk: i’ve invited you to my office because i crave the deadliest game…

comical bird, nodding: knife monopoly

evil office clerk: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is

#this quote deserved better

jonas: satellites is about how one time we were watching some movies and they were so horrible that we had to lock them away forever so we’d never have to watch them again

#good evening #mod jonas

catcrumb

#all in a day’s work at the evil office

x--x

#mads

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important apparatjik meeting

jonas: dansk er det bedste sprog, jeg har ret

mags: du er feil og skal betale med livet ditt

martin: båda er har fel, svenska är mycket bättre än danska eller norska

jonas: UKORREKT

guy: (sweats)

#reblogging again because i fixed the norwegian grammar #not to flex but i know things about norwegian future tense 😎#anyway this post was underappreciated

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apparatjik’s albums exude an inexplicable anger

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mags: no more skiing. we’re done skiing. what’s our album gonna be about

martin:

[john mulaney saying, “you know how I’m filled with rage?”]

#this is such a good post #WHEN will they come back they really released one song and then just left....please apparatjik we need you kings!!#but anyway stream jonas’ scandinavian star soundtrack and the involuntary gardenerby martin terefe and uhhh...that cover magne is doing #mod jonas

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food $200

instruments $150

studio space $800

modular synths $3,600

microphones $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my band is dying

incorrectjonasbjerrequotes

@louiselouisa: spend less on modular synths perhaps?

no

bjerre

you are an idiot and your band will die due to your modular synths obsession

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today jonas was live on instagram with yuna and this post is #confirmed

#mod jonas #watch it!! it was great #it’s on yuna’s igtv page #jonas talked about his modular synths and how he loves them but they are so expensive and he feels bad whenever he buys one #also he has a cello now #they discussed many other things! the yuna x jonas bjerre collab is gonna happen guys this is all ive ever wanted #sorry yall i like yuna a lot also NEW MUSIC WITH JONAS!!!#their voices would sound so so good together wtf im so excited.....drop a release date legends....#OKAY ill shut up

jonas: i’m gonna make a bunch of videos. 85 of them to be exact

silas: ok...what are they gonna be about

jonas: i don’t know, i didn’t think i’d get this far

#now that we’re all quarantining i hope jonas has time to make the eighty five videos of his dreams #jonas bjerre #silas graae #silas utke graae jørgensen #mew #mewband #incorrect quotes #85 videos #mod jonas

apparently the johan picture was our 200th post. nice i guess

#mod jonas

outofcontextdiscord

#johan #mod jonas

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what if i was evil and ran torwards you at very fast speeds

#why are you looking grave #mod jonas

jonas, logging on the band account: hey frengers, streaming comforting sounds on all music platforms will terminate trump’s presidency

johan: you are NOT allowed to say that

#jonas told trump he shouldnt have been born today it was great #anyway stream comforting sounds to remove him from office 😔😔😔😔😔#jk actually take part in important activism to uplift and liberate marginalized groups #but also stream comforting sounds #and STAY HOME or else Ill Find You Somewhere #jonas bjerre #johan wohlert #mewband #mew #incorrect quotes #forgot to post my mod tag #mod jonas

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