Incorrect Gundam Wing Quotes

Duo, how are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?

I just want to sit and stare at nothing, and silently scream for the rest of time.

You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Heero and how short he is.

I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

A hot, rich fraud with legs for days. Side note: I might legit be into Treize. But that’s for another time.

When I told a boyfriend something was ‘no big deal,’ it meant anything from ‘I just bought weed from your nephew,’ to ‘I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I’m her bridesmaid.'

Dorothy improved so much over the years, but she also helped me improve. She taught me lots of stuff, like, bras shouldn’t be painful, and you don’t buy bras at Home Depot, and they don’t SELL bras at Home Depot, what the hell are you wearing?

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Thank you!

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away