The Lady Who Disarmed the President
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For the benefit of separating Duo Maxwell from his son Duo Maxwell II, their names shall henceforth be this.
Duo Maxwell = Maxwell
Duo Maxwell II = Duo jr, or simply Duo.
~*~
“…Did you get lost?” She asked, dead serious.
Maxwell almost choked.
Did she really just ask him that?
Yeah, okay, he had spent most of his days in the Capitol Building lately, buried under meetings and paperwork instead of out with the public. And sure, maybe she wasn’t aware that he used to tear across all of Mars on a motorcycle like a madman with no sense of self-preservation.
He opened his mouth to reply.
Closed it.
Then, unsure of how to answer a question without putting himself in a predicament but also not lying, he said, “Maybe?”
Lady Wisteria stared at him.
One eyebrow lifted, slow and unimpressed, the kind of expression that said she was too tired to process anything except the fact that the President of Mars had just answered her with a guilty “maybe.”
She crossed her grease smudged arms over her white threadbare tshirt as she shifted her weight onto one hip. The posture wasn’t confrontation, but certainly expectant, like she was waiting for him to follow that answer with something that made sense.
“…Okay,” she said flatly. “So you’re maybe lost.”
She blinked once, deadpan.
”Wanna try that again?”
Maxwell cleared his throat, trying to salvage whatever dignity he had left. “Look, Lady Wisteria, I—“
She cut him off instantly.
”Rey,” she said, flat and automatic. “It’s Rey here.”
Maxwell stumbled over what he was going to say, frowning at her like she just spoke a foreign language that he couldn't quite compute.
She gave him a tired smirk.
“I don’t know if you can tell,” she gestured vaguely to herself, “but I ain’t exactly dressed to impress.”
Maxwell swallowed, cleared his throat, and because there was absolutely no universe where he talked his way out of this one, redirected… hard.
He gestured at the truck like it had personally summoned him. “Look, I heard banging. I saw a wrench go flyin’. I thought… maybe I could help.”
It came out rough, defensive, and way too honest.
Rey blinked at him, the deadpan stare softening just a fraction as she glanced back at Brutus, then at the wrench still lying on the pavement.
Her arms loosened, just a little.
“…You heard all that?” She asked, voice quieter now, the edge fading into tired embarrassment.
If he could have physically let out the breath caught in his chest, he would have. He shrugged a shoulder, trying to look casual despite the fact that he’d just admitted to watching her fight a truck like it owed her money. “Hard not to. You were wagin’ war in there.”
Rey let out a breath that wasn’t entirely a laugh. Her arms loosened and fell to her sides.
“Y’know, the ironic part is… your son helped me a week ago because Brutus wouldn’t start.” She turned around and headed back toward the truck, her hand waving for Maxwell to follow. “He told me that Martian dust has a tendency to make Earth trucks choke. I tried replicating what he did… but…”
Maxwell let out his deep breath in a sharp exhale.
He followed her, something in his chest easing at the mention of his son. The tension in his shoulders softened, the tightness in his jaw loosening just a fraction.
“…but the truck decided he wanted to fight back?” He offered, stepping up beside her.
Rey huffed, leaning against the bumper. “Brutus decided to commit a war crime.”
Maxwell snorted under his breath, the kind of sound he didn’t mean to make but just slipped out when he wasn’t wearing the presidential mask. He glanced over the old GMC truck, the canvas on the back still in great condition. She had really taken good care of it.
But Duo was right, these things hate Martian silica dust.
“Alright,” he said with a smirk, pushing his rolled sleeves a bit higher. “Show me what you tried.”
”What…? You’re a mechanic now?” She raised a brow at him.
Maxwell huffed a quiet exhale through his nose, stepping closer to the truck. “I ain’t a mechanic,” he said, planting one boot on the bumper, tested the grip, then hauled himself up with the kind of practiced ease that said he’d climbed into more engine compartments than he’d ever admit. “But I’ve fixed enough of these old beasts to know when they’re throwin’ a tantrum.”
He tapped the side of the hood with two fingers, casual, confident, like he’d done this a hundred times before. “And your buddy Brutus is definitely throwin’ a tantrum.”
Rey watched him like a hawk. She was still suspicious of him and skeptical over the reason he was there. She was ready to snatch him back by the collar if he touched the wrong thing.
But she didn’t stop him.
Because she really, truly needed help. And because if this didn’t work, she was absolutely retreating to the bunkhouse and pretending Brutus didn’t exist until morning.
Maxwell glanced down at her from his perch on the edge of the compartment, smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. “Well, Councilor, wanna join me in this comfortable, five-star villa?”
Rey snorted, but didn’t move. “I’m still not convinced you know what you’re doing.”
Maxwell shrugged from his spot, the motion shifting the truck lightly. “Good thing I don’t need convincin.’”
She narrowed her eyes, still not sure how she ended up with the President of Mars half-inside her truck’s engine at eleven at night. But she climbed up anyway, settling beside him on the edge of the compartment. She planted her boots on the frame in the compartment and away from any hoses or belts, her knee brushing his as she pointed at the cluster of hoses she’d been wrestling with.
“I tried checking those hoses to see if they were clogged.”
Maxwell nodded, already shifting deeper into the compartment. He braced one hand on the frame, the other reaching into the maze of upgraded parts. Brutus wasn’t a standard GMC CCKW anymore, Rey had clearly replaced half the original components with modernized systems, hybridized filters, and a custom intake she’d built herself. It was a miracle the truck still looked vintage on the outside.
Maxwell muttered under his breath, eyes narrowing as he traced the line of the hoses she’d indicated. “Yeah, these ain’t your problem.”
He reached past them, fingers brushing the metal housing of the upgraded air-intake manifold, a part that absolutely did not exist on the original CCKW. He noticed a newer filtration system had been installed to keep Martian silica out of the carburetor, but the truck’s old-world design didn’t always play nice with modern parts.
Maxwell tapped the side of the manifold. “This right here? This is where your trouble’s comin’ from.”
Rey frowned. “The intake?”
”Not the intake,” Maxwell corrected, leaning further in. “The bypass valve you added. It’s stickin.’”
He reached deeper, fingers finding the small, upgraded valve she had installed, a pressure-regulated bypass meant to keep dust from choking the system. It was a smart addition. It was also temperamental as hell.
Maxwell jiggled it gently. The valve clicked once, then stuck again.
”There it is,” he said. “She’s jammed halfway open. So Brutus is tryin’ to breathe through a straw.”
Rey slouched, a rather loud grumble escaping her. “That… actually makes sense.”
Maxwell smirked, glancing sideways at her. “Good news is, I can fix it.”
Rey crossed her arms again, “and the bad news?”
Maxwell shrugged as he repositioned himself closer to where he needed to be. “You’re gonna have to hold the flashlight for me, Princess.”
Rey’s eyes narrowed at the nickname, but she pulled the small handheld flashlight from her pocket anyway and clicked it on. The beam cut across the metal, steady in her hand.
“Princess,” she echoed, deadpan. “Maxwell, I look like I crawled out of a foundry’s basement.”
He snorted, glancing sideways at her from under the hood. “Yeah, that’s kinda the point.”
She frowned. “What point?”
Maxwell tapped the stuck valve with two fingers, then nodded toward her boots, her grease‑streaked arms, the short shorts, the messy bun, the exhaustion in her shoulders. “You dress up like a lady at the Capitol,” he said, tone light, teasing, “but out here? You look like you’ve become one with the machinery. No wonder the industrial sector wanted you as their councilor.”
Rey let out a long, tired sigh, the kind that wasn’t quite annoyance, wasn’t quite amusement, just resignation wrapped in exhaustion. “Maxwell…”
He smirked, turning back to the engine. “What? I’m just sayin’. You clean up nice, but you fight a truck even nicer.”
Rey shook her head, but she didn’t argue. She didn’t snap. She didn’t bristle.
She just held the flashlight steady, letting him tease her because she was too tired to fight it, and because, deep down, she knew he wasn’t wrong.
“Just fix the valve,” she muttered.
Maxwell grinned. “Yes, Princess.”
She sighed again, louder this time, but she didn’t stop him.
Maxwell went elbow‑deep into Brutus’ engine, shoulders hunched, sleeves rolled high, grease already smudged across one forearm. The flashlight beam cut across the metal as Rey tracked his movements, following the way he worked with a focus she hadn’t expected to have left tonight.
But then her gaze lingered.
Not on the valve or the hoses.
On him.
The President of Mars, half-inside her truck, covered in dust and grease, working like he’d done this a hundred times before.
“You’re definitely not what I expected, either,” she said softly.
Maxwell didn’t freeze, but something in him stilled. His hand stayed braced on the frame, fingers curled around the stuck valve, and his head tilted just enough to show he’d heard her.
He didn’t look at her right away.
Maybe he couldn’t.
Rey kept her eyes on him, the tired honesty in her voice settling between them like dust. “I figured you’d be like the rest of the bureaucrats in the Dome District. Y’know… clean, polished, and allergic to anything that resembles real work.”
Her gaze drifted down his arm, taking in the grease, the rolled sleeves, the way he was half‑inside the truck like he belonged there. “Didn’t expect you to climb into an engine compartment and get dirty just to help someone out.”
Maxwell let out a slow breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. Then he finally glanced over his shoulder at her, smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth, but it was softer this time, not performative.
“Well,” he murmured, “guess we’re both full of surprises.”
He shifted his weight, metal creaking under him, and nodded toward her flashlight. “And for the record, Rey… I ain’t half as polished as those Dome boys.”
Rey turned her head to him, a slow smile tugging at her mouth. A smile that wasn’t soft or amused, but the kind she wore when someone surprised her in a way she couldn’t ignore.
Maxwell saw it, clocked it, and promptly pretended he didn’t.
Maxwell grunted as he lowered himself more toward the valve housing, neck straining, shoulder kinked at an angle that would hurt later. He reached his other hand up toward her without looking. “Hand me your light?”
The flashlight passed from her hand to his, still on. Maxwell stuck it between his teeth like it was the most natural thing in the world. Rey blinked, opened her mouth, then shut it again.
He’s helping. She can toss the flashlight later.
…even if it was her favorite flashlight.
“C’mon, sweetheart… don’t be shy.”
He wedged his fingers under the valve’s cap and cracked it open just slightly, exposing the spring behind. He pressed his thumb against the exposed spring. It barely pushed back, sagging like it had given up years ago.
“Mm. Yeah,” he muttered around the flashlight, voice muffled. “She’s loose. Ain’t doing her job anymore.”
He spat the flashlight into his hand and glanced up at Rey. “You got a spare spring for this housing?”
Rey nodded. “Yeah, in the back. Hold on.” She turned and hopped out of the engine compartment, boots thudding on the ground.
Maxwell watched her go for half a second, just long enough to register the way she moved with purpose, then dropped his gaze back to the valve like he hadn’t noticed at all.
“Take your time,” he grumbled under his breath, shifting his weight again. “I don’t mind hurtin’ later.”
The metal creaked as he adjusted, neck protesting, shoulder pinched at a stupid angle. He kept working anyway, fingers tapping the stuck plunger like he was coaxing it back to life.
Rey returned with a small tub of grease and a replacement spring in her hand. She held them out, a little sheepish. “I… wasn’t sure what you needed.”
Maxwell huffed a laugh, not mocking, just amused. “This’ll do.”
He shifted the flashlight in his hand, then popped it right back between his teeth like it belonged there. The beam wobbled with his breath, casting jittery light across the valve housing as he leaned in again.
Rey paused again, watching her light go into his mouth. “That light has officially seen things.”
He paused long enough for the words to land, the flashlight still clamped between his teeth. One eyebrow twitched, the closest Maxwell ever got to admitting something was funny, and a low sound rumbled in his throat. Half a scoff, half a laugh.
”Yeah, well,” he mumbled around the light, “she’ll live.”
He didn’t dare look at her when he said it, not with that smile still tugging at her mouth.
He took the spring, then dipped two fingers into the grease without hesitation. Rey watched him smear it along the valve’s pivot point, working the plunger back and forth until the grit loosened and the movement smoothed.
He gave the plunger one last push, felt it snap back with the right amount of tension, and let out a satisfied grunt. The flashlight bobbed with the sound, still clamped between his teeth.
Only then did he pull it out of his mouth, wiping the back of his wrist across his lips like he was brushing away dust instead of grease.
“Alright,” he muttered, voice rough from holding the light in his jaw, “she’s movin’ right.”
He braced a hand on the truck frame and started the awkward process of getting himself out of the engine compartment. Metal creaked. His shoulder protested. His neck cracked in a way that absolutely meant he’d feel it tomorrow.
”Go on,” he said, nodding toward the cab as he shifted his weight on the edge. “Give her a go.”
Rey hopped back down and jumped up to climb into the cab, the door squealing loudly as it opened, causing Maxwell to cringe. She sat down in the seat, turned the ignition, and Brutus came roaring back to life like he’d been breathing clean for the first time in days.
The engine’s rumble rolled through the warehouse, vibrating up through the truck frame and into Maxwell’s bones. He straightened slowly, one hand braced on the hood, as he finally hopped down from the engine compartment.
For a second, he just listened.
Then that crooked, tired smirk tugged at his mouth.
”Thatta boy,” he muttered under his breath.
She leaned out of the cab windows, eyebrows raised as she watched him slam the hood down. “So, he’s fixed?”
Maxwell wiped his hands on his pants, grease streaking across the fabric. “He’s breathin’ right. Valve ain’t stickin’ anymore.”
He hopped up next to her driver window and nodded toward the dashboard. “Give him a rev.”
Rey obliged, tapping the accelerator. Brutus responded instantly, no sputter or choke, just clean power.
She smirked in his direction. “Hey, if you ever feel like the presidency ain’t sittin’ right, you should come work for me.”
Maxwell blinked once, slow and deliberate, like her words had hit a part of him he wasn’t pretending to have touched. Then he looked away, hand going to the back of his neck.
“Yeah,” he muttered, “bet you’d love bossin’ me around.”
”I’m a woman. It’s in our job description.”
Maxwell’s mouth twitched, the smallest betrayal of amusement, but he shut it down fast. His hand stayed at the back of his neck, thumb dragging a slow line across tense muscles like he needed something to do with his body that wasn’t reacting to her.
“Yeah,” he said, voice low, “figured that out pretty quick.”
And that was his cue to bail.
He dropped his hand, hopped down from the window, and pretended to busy himself with absolutely anything else. Classic deflection. Classic don’t look at her too long.
Rey caught it. Of course she did.
One eyebrow lifted, that smirk sharpening just a touch. “You want a lift back to the Capitol building, Mr. Maybe Lost?”
Maxwell froze for half a second, just long enough to show she’d nailed him, then huffed a breath through his nose, the closest he ever got to laughing at himself.
“Yeah, yeah,” he muttered, waving a hand like he could brush the moment away. “Get outta here with that.”
But he didn’t say no. And Rey leaned on her left hand, still smirking, still waiting.
Maxwell refused to look at her. “I’m perfectly capable of walkin’ back.”
”Sure,” Rey cracked back, eyebrow lifting, “while a murderer runs loose in Elysium who took out a politician.”
That hit him.
Not entirely hard, but enough to make his jaw shift, enough to make his eyes flick toward her before he caught himself.
She didn’t give him time to recover.
”And I like my job,” she added, tone dry as Martian dust. “So get in, Mr. President. Least I can do for you fixin’ up Brutus.”
Maxwell exhaled through his nose, that half-laugh, half-defeated sound he made when she had him pinned and he knew it. He braced a hand on the truck frame, shoulders dropping in a way that said he’d stopped fighting the inevitable.
“Mr. Maybe Lost,” Rey added, cackling slightly, just to twist the knife.
He muttered something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like a curse, then finally he shot a look at her.
And that was the moment he gave in.
”Fine,” he grumbled, stepping around to the passenger side. “But I ain’t sittin’ right if that door squeals at me.”
Rey’s smirk widened, “yeah, doors squealin’ ain’t exactly high on the priority list.”
Maxwell opened the passenger door and it screamed like metal dying. The sound ricocheted through the warehouse, long and awful. He froze halfway through pulling it open, jaw tightening, eyes cutting toward Rey like she’d personally offended him.
Rey lifted both shoulders in a helpless shrug, smirk still firmly in place. “Told you. Priority list.”
Maxwell held her stare for a beat too long, the kind that said he had a comeback, several actually, but none he was willing to say out loud with her looking at him like that. He exhaled through his nose, a low, irritated huff, and climbed in anyway.
The seat springs groaned under his weight. He shut the door, and it squealed again, shorter but just as painful.
He glared at the dashboard this time, as if Brutus himself were responsible.
Rey leaned over just slightly, elbow braced on the wheel. “Welcome aboard, Mr. President.”
Maxwell buckled himself in with the air of a man accepting his fate. “Yeah,” he muttered, settling back, “real honor.”
~*~
The next morning, the sun shone through the old dome onto the buildings below, warm light scattering across the glass like fractured gold. The leaves whispered through the light breeze, brushing against the walkway in soft, restless patterns.
Adrian Kestrel’s house stood quiet beneath it all, a modern structure with clean lines and wide windows, the kind of places meant to feel open and safe.
Until it didn’t.
Duo shifted from one foot to the other on the sidewalk out front. His shoulders were tight, eyes narrowed, and his long braid swayed from the light breeze. Nanashi, a young man who had brown hair that covered half his face and a fur lined winter cap, stood behind Duo with his arms crossed. His posture was relaxed but eyes sharp, taking in every angle of the house, every shadow, every detail Duo hadn’t looked at yet.
Duo frowned, glancing back at him. “And you’re positive that Master Chang said I take the lead?”
”With my observation…” Nanashi replied, voice low and even, “yeah.”
Duo glowered, disbelief tightening his jaw further. Master Chang didn’t hand him things like this. Not real assignments. Not murder scenes. Not responsibility. He stared at Nanashi for a long moment, long enough to confirm the man wasn’t joking, then let out a sigh that deflated him from the inside out.
He turned toward the gate, lifted the crime-scene tape, and ducked under it.
The tape fluttered behind him, catching briefly on his braid before slipping free.
Inside, the air changed.
The house was left primarily untouched, no sign of struggle or a fight. The foyer was left untouched with clean floors, neat furniture, everything in its place. The kitchen gleamed. The house looked lived-in, warm, normal.
Until they reached the office.
Duo stepped into the doorway and stopped.
The shift was immediate. The rest of the house had been clean, orderly, untouched… but the office looked like a storm had torn through it.
The desk lay overturned, one leg splintered. Papers were scattered across the floor like someone had tried to erase Kestrel’s life in a hurry. A dark, dried stain of blood clung to the wall and pooled on the rug below, the color gone rusty with time.
And above it, carved in jagged strokes that cut through the paint:
Lazarus is watching.
Duo’s breath hitched from the instinctive pull in his chest, not from fear or shock. He’d seen dead bodies before. He’d seen worse. His father had made sure of that. But the message… the message was different. Personal. Intentional. Left behind for whoever walked in next.
Nanashi stepped in behind him, silent as snowfall. His eyes flicked from the blood to the wall to Duo’s face, reading him without asking. He watched Duo crouch beside the dried stain, fingers hovering just above the edge before he looked up at the carved words again.
“Y’know…” Duo muttered, thumb hooking toward the message as he glanced at Nanashi, “I’ve seen a lot… but this has gotta be a first. Never met a killer who left a calling card.”
“You haven’t met them yet,” Nanashi said, voice low as he moved toward the overturned desk. He knelt, gloved hands beginning to sift through scattered papers with deliberate care. “And it is not unusual. Many assassins and mercs want to be known for the work they do.”
Duo huffed a quiet breath, eyes drifting back to the wall. “Yeah, well… this one’s makin’ sure we don’t forget ‘em.”
Nanashi didn’t respond. He simply moved deeper into the room, steps soft, gaze sweeping across the overturned desk and scattered papers. Duo sighed, shoulders drooping, and walked to the opposite side of the office, boots brushing lightly against the rug.
He crouched near the dried blood again, fingers hovering just above the edge of the stain. “Crapswell said there wasn’t any evidence left behind,” he muttered, not looking up. “So I guess we’re… lookin’ for the why?”
Nanashi paused mid‑step, one hand resting on the back of the overturned chair. “Is that what we are supposed to do?” he asked quietly. “You are the lead of the investigation.”
Duo blinked, caught off guard by the question. He straightened slowly, turning to face Nanashi. “I— I mean… yeah? I think so? If there’s no evidence, then we gotta figure out motive, right?”
Nanashi’s expression didn’t shift, but something in his posture sharpened, a subtle tilt of the head, a faint narrowing of the eyes. “Then decide,” he said simply. “What are we looking for?”
Duo let out a slow breath, turning in a slow circle as he scanned the room again. The overturned desk. The scattered papers. The blood. The message. None of it told him why Kestrel died. None of it told him exactly who.
Which meant the answer wasn’t in the room.
Duo murmured, “so sideways…”
Nanashi paused. “Sideways?”
”Yeah.” Duo turned to Nanashi, stuffing his hands in his pockets. “If the killer didn’t leave evidence, then they didn’t want us lookin’ here. So we don’t. We look everywhere else. People he talked to. Places he went. Stuff he was workin’ on. Y’know. Connections.”
Nanashi considered that for a moment, then nodded once. “A lateral approach.”
Duo snapped his fingers. “Exactly. Crapwell always told me that if the front door is locked, you check the windows.”
Nanashi blinked once, turned his head toward the office windows like Duo had just given him a direct order. He stepped closer, frowning as he leaned in to inspect the frame. His gloved fingers brushed the wood, tracing the grain, the dust, the caulk line.
Duo watched him, eyebrows climbing. “Um… I didn’t mean… literally.”
Nanashi didn’t stop. He grabbed the window frame and jiggled it gently, testing the give. Then he checked the hinges, running a thumb along the metal to feel for scratches or fresh wear.
”No… but…” Nanashi murmured, eyes narrowing as he examined the latch. “If someone wished to avoid leaving evidence, they may have used an entry point that would not require contact with the floor.”
Duo paused, memory flicking through his mind like a card shuffled too fast. His expression shifted to first confusion, then dawning realization, then a sheepish grin tugging at the corner of his mouth.
“Oh… yeah… so the investigators said the point of entry was the window.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “I… forgot.”
Nanashi stopped jiggling the frame. Slowly. Deliberately. Then he turned his head and leveled a flat, unimpressed stare at Duo. It was the kind that didn’t need words to communicate ‘you forgot the most important detail of the case.’
Duo winced. “Look, man, it was late. And Crapswell wasn’t exactly… helpful.” He shrugged. “Guy gives answers like he’s rationing ‘em.”
Nanashi let the silence settle. Then, with the same calm precision he used for everything, he stepped away from the window and faced Duo fully.
”What’s next?” He asked.
The question wasn’t sharp. It wasn’t impatient. It wasn’t even condescending. It was simply… offered. A space held open for Duo to step into. A quiet reminder that Duo was the lead here.
Duo blinked, caught off guard for a second time. He straightened, stuffing his hands deeper into his pockets as he looked around the ruined office. “Uh… well… I guess… start with Kestrel’s schedule. To see who he worked with often.”
Nanashi nodded once, a small, precision motion. “Then we begin.”
But Duo hesitated, glancing back at the window. “Actually… before we do that…” He pointed toward the frame. “Can you figure out how they got in from the outside? Like… did they rappel from the roof? Climb the wall? Use the drainage system? Something?”
Nanashi’s eyes flicked to the window, then back to Duo. “You want me to confirm the external entry?”
”Yeah.” Duo shrugged. “You’re better at that stuff. And I’ll … uh… start the lateral investigation. Check his schedule, contacts, whatever he was working on.”
Nanashi accepted this without question. “Then I will examine the exterior.”
Nanashi slipped out first, boots whispering across the foyer as he stepped into the morning light. Duo lingered only a moment longer, eyes sweeping the ruined office one last time: the overturned desk, the scattered papers, the dried blood, the carved message.
None of it was going to give him answers.
He exhaled, shoulders tight, and turned away from the wreckage. The hallway felt too quiet as he walked through it, the normalcy of the house pressing in around him like a lie. He stepped outside, ducking under the crime‑scene tape stretched across the front walkway. It fluttered behind him, catching briefly on his braid before slipping free.
If there was one place Kestrel would’ve left a trail, it was at his actual office.
Duo didn’t look back.
He didn’t need to.
The investigation had officially begun.
~*~
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