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Oh you want a cocktail too? No problem

A shot to cleanse the pallet? You got it

I wanna watch you stumble out of the bedroom to get your first bottle of the day, watching your bare butt drunkenly sway and jiggle.

I wanna look into your glassy eyes as I kiss you goodbye, open bottle in hand.

I wanna get home from work to find you so drunk you can't even form words anymore. I wanna help you lift the fresh bottle I brought to your lips to keep your vision all blurry and spinny.

I wanna watch as you try to walk for me, as you slur your words beyond recognition, as you try to be sexy for me. And you are.

I wanna tell you how beautiful you are.

I wanna hold your head while you blow into the breathalyzer, curious if you reached a new BAC record today.

I wanna make love to you while you're slumped over, unable to keep your balance. Being such a good intox girl, that's the least I can do for you!

I wanna carry you to bed while you're barely able to process what's going on, a drunken smile on your blushed face.

I wanna kiss you good night.