Incorrect Double Decker! Doug & Kirill Quotes

Pat: You know, I’ve always wondered. How can detectives do their job without crying? Doug: As a detective let me tell you It gets like super close dude

Kirill: So, how’s the most handsome man in the world doing? Doug, not looking up from his desk: I don’t know, how are you? Kirill, trying not to cry: I’m fine.

Max: When you said you were “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was exp— Yuri, holding up an 8 of hearts: Is this your card? Max, softly: Holy shit

Doug: Shut up. Kirill: I didn’t even say anyth— Doug: You were thinking. It’s annoying.

Deana: Hey, Rookie, thanks for the support in the last case. Have a nice, hot cup of coffee. Kay: Oh, thank you, Deana, that’s nice of—it’s cold. Deana: Nice cup of coffee, then. Kay: It’s disgusting. Deana: Cup of Coffee. Kay: I’m not even sure it’s coffee. Deana: Cup

me, remembering this account and rubbing my grubby hands together: hehehehehe meme time,

Kirill, upon thinking Kay has a crush on him and acts Like That™: Why am I so sweaty??  Kay: Why are you so sweaty?  Kirill, voice cracking as he nervously laughs: It's a puberty thing.  Kay: Kirill: Kirill: I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty! I mean, I did, but I'm done, I'm [deeper voice] a man. 

alright spam done but ill be setting up some quotes to q just in case i forget again