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Kanda: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Allen: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Road: My favourite pastime is asking Tyki and Wisely a question that requires thought and watching the single braincell they share bounce between them

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Allen: Emotionally I'm doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.

Allen: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Cross: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

#source: homestuck #submission #allen walker #cross marian #marian cross #incorrectdgm

Road: We just have to make it scar him for life.

Tyki, pulling out a knife: Okay!

Road, taking the knife away from Tyki: Not like that.

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Allen: Well, speaking of Hell, if I wasn’t so in control of my emotions, I might be inclined to say that’s the sort of place you should consider making a... a visit towards.

Kanda: [gasps]

#source: king of the hill #Allen Walker #kanda yuu #yuu kanda #dgm

Kanda: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Kanda:

Kanda: Yahoo, how do I get--

#source: tumblr #kanda yuu #yuu kanda #dgm #incorrectdgm

Komui: You promised you wouldn't!

Lenalee: No, you ordered us not to.

Marie: There's a distinct difference.

#source: bones #komui lee #lenalee lee #noise marie #incorrectdgm #dgm

I see. I panicked way too much. All I lost was my arm.

Allen Walker, probably.

#source: fate stay/night #submission #dgm #incorrectdgm #allen walker

Allen: Is everything you do specifically engineered to be as offensive and irritating as possible?!

Kanda: Nothing I do is specifically engineered to be anything in particular, but I’m flattered you think that I’m trying too hard.

#source: legend of maxx #allen walker #kanda yuu #yuu kanda #dgm #dgray man #incorrectdgm

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Kanda: Alright, but why are you helping me?

Allen: Because my life right now is a mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

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man, kanda never changes

(inspired in this) >> http://incorrectdgm.tumblr.com/post/150218456099/kanda-look-beansprout-i-want-to-apologize-for

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Lavi: Pass the salt.

Allen: *throws Kanda across the table*

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Neah: Allen, Allen, Allen. Look, okay. I get it. You had a really bad day.

Neah: You're stressed out, seven people died...

Past!Allen: TWELVE PEOPLE!

Neah: Not the point.

Neah: Look. They're dead now. And really, whose fault is that?

Past!Allen: [making strangle hands towards Neah] YOURS!

Neah: That's right. No one's.

Cross: Live fast, die young and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say.

Allen: You should say something else.

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Lavi: I’m going to Taco Bell do y'all want anything? Allen: I want my father back Lavi: Yeah I got like…12 dollars

@incorrectdgm My favourite. I so should have changed it to GBP but hey ho

#omg!#this is amazing #not a quote #dgm

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Kanda: What is that obnoxious glowing ORB in the sky? Tiedoll: The sun. Kanda: I’m gonna fight it.

from @incorrectdgm

#I LOVE IT #not a quote

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