Incorrect Derp Crew

“You’re what we in the scientific community call a ‘lil bitch’.”

Tom: Name one mean thing I have done or said ever.

Chilled: You're telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?

Ze: I lost Aphex.

John: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Tom: John's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card

Chilled: So what's Ze's type?

Aphex: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Chilled: Anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like what are you gonna do, headbutt someone in the nipples?

Chilled: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Ze, walking into the room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry six people on a single motorcycle.

Chilled: I have an idea.