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Rei: You see—it’s like a simple tool.

Eishi: Oh, is that your new nickname now?

Rei: What—oh—

Eishi: ‘Simple Tool’~

Rei: ...Y’know what, that’s fair, I’ll let you have that one.

#sagisawa rei #karasuma eishi #source: critical role #birdmen

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Rei, nervously: [Watching Irene and Tsubame have an intense play-sparring session] Who’s ready to stop messing around with sharp objects?? Hey look!! I am!!!!!

Rei, shrieking: [Watching Irene’s blade wing inevitably get stuck in the wall of a building] W I N G M A S S S A F E T Y

#sagisawa rei #birdmen #irene griff #umino tsubame #source: she ra and the princesses of power

Tsubame: Okay, Malaika, if somebody asks you what your name is you say: "I am Malaika!"

Malaika: 'I am Malaika'!

Tsubame: Yes! And if somebody asks you if you're nice you say: "Yes, I am very sweet~"

Malaika: 'Yes, I am very sweet~'

Tsubame: And if somebody tells you something you don't like, you say: "Go FUCK yourself!"

Malaika: 'Go FUCK yourself!'

#birdmen #umino tsubame #malaika #birdmen spoilers #spoilers #source: critical role

Takayama: This is crazy, I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of kid or something! You remember feelings, right?

Kamoda: ...Yeah, I have feelings every day of my life

Takayama: Do you?

Kamoda: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?!

Takayama: Well, I'm saying I built up a shell around myself--a cold, calculating, heartless shell.

Takayama: And now I have a boyfriend and he broke that shell--in a good way, if I'm not being clear!

#birdmen #takayama sou #kamoda mikisada #takaeishi #birdpun #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Fiona: I’m going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

#birdmen #fiona #source: guardians of the galaxy

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Rei: Be the bigger person.

Eishi: No? I’m 5’2” and bitter. YOU be the bigger person.

#birdmen #karasuma eishi #sagisawa rei #birdpun #source: unknown #((if anyone knows where this originates please lmk we couldnt find it ToT))

Miguel: Where is everyone?

Robin: They’re dead, Miguel.

Miguel: Who is?

Robin: Everybody, Miguel.

Miguel: What, Arthur?

Robin: Everybody’s dead Miguel.

Miguel: What, Thrush?

Robin: Everybody’s dead, Miguel.

Miguel: What, Parrot and the rest of the little ones?

Robin: They’re all dead, everybody’s dead Miguel.

Miguel: Milan isn’t, is he?

Robin: Everybody is dead, Miguel.

Miguel: Not Gabriel?

Robin: Gorden Bennet, YES Gabriel, everybody, everybody’s dead, Miguel.

Migue: Canary?

Robin: She’s dead Miguel, everybody’s dead, everybody’s dead Miguel.

Miguel: I’m starting to think that you’re saying that everyone is dead.

#birdmen #robin howard #miguel antonio batista #submission #desfraisespartout #source: red dwarf

Takayama: You could’ve died, man

Kamoda: I wasn’t hurt THAT badly—the doctor said all my bleeding was internal

Kamoda: That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

#birdmen #takayama sou #kamoda mikisada #submission #bird-pun #source: brooklyn 99

Tsubame: I've never climbed a tree before!

Irene: Really?

Tsubame: Yeah!

Irene: Huh. Wow. What do you think lives in that hole?

Tsubame, whispering: Probably very small unicorns

Irene, whispering back: Oh...have you ever seen a unicorn?

Tsubame: Yes, I've seen many. The little ones can be as small as a hamster

Irene: Ah...Pocket unicorns

Tsubame, nodding: Yes!

Irene: Where do you find such things?

Tsubame: All over. You just have to know where to look~

Irene, laughing fondly: ...What is it like being in your head?

Tsubame: It's pretty great!

#birdmen #umino tsubame #irene griff #source: critical role #mod post

rei: karasuma hey

eishi:

rei: karasuma

eishi:

rei: look at me

eishi: ?

rei: bitch.

#birdmen #karasuma eishi #sagisawa rei #source: the eric andre show #mod post

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