things that were absolutely said on aos

May: Not everything on the internet is true. Aida: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

May: There isn't anything you can say to stop me! Daisy: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip? May: May: Well I'll admit, that slowed me down.

Daisy: Good afternoon and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings, we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperatures lower than thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius. Simmons: Ride by on roller skates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue. Daisy: Motion passed, council adjourned.

Simmons: You bought us gifts? Deke: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.

Deke: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me? Daisy: Deke... If you were the last person on earth, I wouldn’t exist.

Simmons: Have you made a dent in your reading list? Deke: I finished it! Simmons: You read eleven books? Deke: I read the list.

Alya: Aunt Daisy! That girl hit me! Daisy: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit her back!

Garret: I understand that we'll probably never be friends. May: You can leave out the "probably".

Kasius: He's like the dad I never had. Sinara: You don’t have a dad? Kasius: I mean I do, but he sucks.