Let Jisung Say Fuck

JYP, about Changbin: That boy is a hurricane. Chan: Hah, yeah, he sure is. JYP: Hurricanes are bad, Chan.

Changbin: I think I was a little too harsh on you. I’m not perfect. Jisung: I am. I’d be happy to show you the ropes.

Chan: Your friends were counting on you. Jisung: Well, that’s their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, “You’re on your own.”

Changbin: My latest theory? Maybe I’m a god. I’ve denied the signs for too long.

Chan: We've known each other for a long time, right? You've come to respect me? Changbin: Sure. Chan: Well, get ready to stop.

Jisung: As the leader of 3racha, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Changbin: Well that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.

Jisung: Changbin and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Chan to make an appointment with the ear doctor.

Chan, reading live comments: Would you date someone in another state? Chan: Yeah, I don't mind if they're liquid or gas.

Changbin: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. It is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses. Changbin: Second only to the neck.

Chan: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Jisung, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Changbin: I hate to disagree with you, but-- Chan: Please, you love to disagree with me. It's your favorite thing to do.

Jisung: We need to get through this locked door. Changbin, give me your credit card. Changbin: Here. Jisung, pocketing it: Thanks. Chan, kick down the door.

Chan: My dad wants me to serve so bad... Jisung: Is that a bad thing? Jisung: OH YOU MEANT SERVE YOUR COUNTRY LIKE THE MILITARY!

Jisung: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Changbin: Just rip the bandage off. Jisung: It’s Chan. Changbin: Put the bandage back on.

Changbin: A woman's place is on the battlefield. Chan: So you think women should die? Jisung: Funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle...misogynist much? Chan: You're right, I will reflect on my behavior. Sorry, women.

Chan: Jisung! Where's Changbin? Jisung: Sorry, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him. Chan: And when was that? Jisung: The last time I saw him? Definitely the time I saw him last.