I Just Really Like These Robot Aliens

Starscream, at Megatron: You are actually so fucked. I hope you change or die.

Pharma: *cocks gun* I'm a healer but-

Whirl, screaming: yOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN, YOU MESS WITH ME AND YOU GET THE GUN!

Skids: This is a mass text. Does anybody know where I am?

Miko: Oh, you think you’re tough? You think I’m intimidated? This phone doesn’t even have a phone case on it. This pop-socket is directly attached to my phone. I’m the alpha here, alright!

Ultra Magnus: im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough.

Megatron, about to raise the dead: If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

Wheeljack: But would your thesis defend you?

Wheeljack: we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

Starscream, to Skyfire: You're the only motherfucker on this planet that can handle me.