Incorrect quotes for a hetalia AU

Luciano: I'm giving up alcohol for a month

Oh my gosh, I will kill both of you! With my bare hands! And this sword.

Feliciano: On the plus side, I know which locations are good stabbing points

Feliciano: Did it hurt

Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.

Luciano: Tell him off, Feliciano! Assert yourself!

Luciano: It’s 2019. Why can’t I delete friends in real life?

Luciano: I will destroy everything you love!

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

Feliciano: i hope nobody is evil

Luciano: God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Is that my new name? You guys are gonna call me eyebrow boy now? I like that, that's endearing! Just don't call me, like, UGLY eyebrow boy. That might hurt my feelings.

OP Italy, the sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

Stranger, about Luciano: Hey, is that guy bothering you?

My life is a train wreck that's on fire but somehow still moving. I have the right to scream outside at 2 am.

Luciano: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.