Incorrect SVT quotes

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Chan: I'm grounded?

Seungcheol: Yes, you disobeyed my rules.

Seungkwan, holding up a shovel: And now we'll bury you in the ground until you've learned your lessons!!!!

Seungcheol: Seungkwan, that's not how grounding works-

Seungkwan: Don't worry hyung, I got this-

Seungkwan: Vernon hasn't replied in 5 minutes.

Joshua: He's probably just busy!

Joshua: Can I have a sip of your water?

Jun: It's not water.

Joshua: Vodka? Drink water not-

Jun: It's vinegar.

Joshua: What?!

Soonyoung: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.

Mingyu: No that's not how you make cookies

Seokmin: FLOOR IT

Soonyoung: How about 4,000,000 for 1 second?!?!

Mingyu: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN! AGAIN!

Soonyoung: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!

Jeonghan: DO IT

[group chat]

Seokmin: Does anyone else get so tired that they start seeing spiders?

Vernon: Me when I take 17 benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man

Seokmin: THE WHO????

Seoksoon: We have a plan!

Seungcheol: Hoshi, can I talk to you for a moment?

Soonyoung: Ooh, someone's in trouble!

Soonyoung: ...

Chan: Hey, hyung! Do you have any shaving cream?

Seokmin: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Chan: Wait.

Seokmin: What?

Chan: Do you eat shaving cream?

Kidnapper: I have your son.

Seungcheol: Which one? I have twelve.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Soonyoung: Did it hurt?

Jihoon: Did what hurt?

Soonyoung: When you fell from heaven

Jihoon: I dug my way up from hell.

Seventeen:

[dinner time]

Jeonghan: Let's give each other some compliments!

Minghao: I want to start.

Minghao, to Seungkwan: You remind me of a penny.

Minghao, still to Seungkwan: Two-faced and not worth much.

Seungkwan:

Jihoon: Hey, hyung?

Seungcheol: Yeah?

Jihoon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Seungcheol:

Chan: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Mingyu: ...

Mingyu: I'm gonna tell him.

Joshua: Are you ready to commit?