Incorrect Stranger Things Quotes

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Max: What?

Lucas: A condescending con descending.

Hopper: WHAT are you doing?!

Joyce: I’m- I’m looking for the kid.

Robin: She’s cute, but I’m not going to ask her out Steve, if you want to though, go for it.

Steve: Wish me luck *swaggers up to the lady* Hey baby~ … you wanna go out with my friend Ro-

Mike: I can’t whistle, but everybody else can.

Karen: Nevermind. I’m making cookies! Would you like to lick the spoon?

Mike: No thank you, mum. May I call Will instead?

Karen: Of course.

Mike: Hello, Will.

Will: Hello, Mike! What are you doing?

Mike: I’m learning to whistle, but I can’t do it yet. It’s impossible! Can you whistle, Will?

Will: No.

Mike: Oh, good! I mean, that’s sad because you can’t whistle, but good because I can’t either!

Will: What’s whistling anyway?

Mike: You put your lips together and blow.

Will: Like this?

(He whistles)

Dustin: Mr. Steve, I have an idea!

Steve: Why can’t someone give me an idea?!

Dustin: MR. STEVE, I HAVE AN IDEA!

Steve: GREAT GOD IN HEAVEN, I NEED AN IDEA!

(The lights go out except for a stoplight shining down on Steve)

Billy: Max, you are not to bring a dog inside the house!

Jonathan: A young boy

Robin: My father

Steve: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE SKIN OFF. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE THING INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

Dustin: We have made a breakthrough

Lucas: Okay so listen. The Plague rides down the Silk Road on rollerskates to Italy...

Dustin: ...but the wheels of the roller skates are made of pizza because it's in Italy

Lucas: Therefore the Plague was actually edible and misunderstood.

Mr Clarke: ...

DUDE. WE JUST HIT 900. WHAT. THE. HELL.

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Dustin: lets-a-goooooo

Max: its-a-meeeeee

Will: marioooooo

El: wALUIGIII

Dustin: I once made such a good cat noise, the other people in the room thought the cat was real and tried to let it out of the air conditioner.

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Mike: And the house! Oh how I hate you stupid house!

El: *grunts* house noises

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Max: Yeah I swallowed a kazoo. It's fine though. I can scare people with it.

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Robin: Gimme your arm so I can vaccinate you with the Black Death

Steve: What the hell? No?

Robin: Okay

Robin:

Robin: SURPRISE ATTACK *stabs Steve with black pen*

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Will: The Plague travels along the Silk Road to Italy on roller-skates, but the wheels of the roller-skates are pizza because it's in Italy

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Erica: Look here heathen, I'm gonna say this once and once only. The plague did not have sex with a bird.

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Hopper: Well lucky for me you're not a cat.

Joyce: You know... you don't have to be a cat to knock over his Christmas tree

Alexei:

Hopper: