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Henry: *Holding a fire extinguisher* "Then this shouldn't hurt at all. *Sprays it in their face*

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Right Hand Man: Henry Stickmin?! But you're dead!
Henry: *Holding a fire extinguisher* "Then this shouldn't hurt at all. *Sprays it in their face*

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Charles: What have you heard about Henry? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf?
Charles: They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him. Any other questions?"
*Right Hand Man has been kidnapped by the Government and refuses to divulge crucial information*
Gen. Galeforce: You're messing with America!
Right Hand Man: Oh, yeah?! Is that so?! And which "America" would that be, exactly?!
Gen. Galeforce: Huh? Which one?
Right Hand Man: Yeah, the "beacon of freedom and democracy", or the bastion of blind arrogance?!
Gen. Galeforce: You... Democrat!
Charles: And that's how you do my greatest plan!
Ellie: Henry, did you understand that?
Henry: yes
Ellie: I don't understand any of it.
oh hey look an incorrect quote
Henry: Sorry I'm late I was...doing things...
Rupert, bursting into the room:
Galeforce:
Rupert: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS
Henry: Push is such a strong word
Henry: I prefer to call it...
Henry: Me giving you a lil nudge
Rupert: Oh I'll give YOU a lil nudge when I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
Henry: HEY
Henry, pointing at Galeforce: Watch your fucking language in front of the general.

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This might happen, but I just want to put these quotes on the blog.
Henry: OHSHITCHARLESRUN
Charles: What is it?
Henry: THeWALLISCHASINGME
Charles: But I thought The Wall was trying to help the government because they are... you know... a prison?
Henry: WELLACTUALLYTHEYARENOTANDALSOTHEYHAVEHELPFROMTHETOPPATCLANBECAUSEIBETRAYEDTHEMANDALSOFOUNDOUTIESCAPEDFROMTHERE
Charles: OK.... you are right... WE BETTER RUN
Charles: Are we friends again?
Henry: No.
Charles: ...
Henry: ..We're brothers.
Charles: GOD, THAT WAS TERRIFYING! DON'T PAUSE LIKE THAT!
Burt: We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?
RHM: What does it cost me to make you disappear?
Henry: Try 50 bucks.
RHM: Done.
Henry: Didn't work, I'm still here.
Henry: *bursts into the room* Who wants to make 5 bucks?
Smith: How?
Henry: I need someone to take the fall.
Reginald: *from downstairs* Oh, my God...
Smith: What did you do?
Henry: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.
Reginald: *from downstairs* Oh, my God!
Smith: Make it 10.
Henry: Done.
Reginald: *screaming* Oh, my God!
Henry: *whispering* You're a good man.
[drags Smith out by his collar]
Henry: I got him, Reg, don't worry!

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Ellie: This is my boyfriend Henry.
Ellie: And this is Henry's boyfriend, Charles
Henry: well, I've learned some valuable lessons from all this
Galeforce: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should've taken away
Henry: death isn't real and I'm basically a god.
Charles: Do you think I should -
Henry: Please don't ask me if you should or should not do something. Before I am a friend I am an enabler
Wilhelm: maybe we can be more sneakier if you would stop screaming! Ahnoldt!
Ahnoldt: screaming is power
(submitted by @memevile)
Henry: Hey, Dr. V! I have a question!
Dr. V: Yes, Henry?
Henry: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Ellie, overhearing: what the fuck
(submitted by rook-tengu)

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Ellie: Now, Henry, is it a magical anonbrella?
Henry: I mean, all anonbrellas are magical if you think about the incredible purpose they serve.
(submitted by @laclale-farron
(TCW ending)
Henry: -... -.. - -. -. ....
Ellie: -.-. ..- -. -
Henry: .- ... ...
Ellie: .--. .-. . -.-. -.-
Henry: ./.... .- - ./ -.-- --- ..-
Ellie: ... ---/ .-- . - - -.--
Charles: I'm scared why are you tapping the table so much hhhhh
(submitted by @tobeeboy)