sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af

It's so unfair when my mutuals experience hardships, like they already follow me, that's enough suffering for one person

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

being gay and having sex and enjoying sexuality is good by the way. in case you forgot.

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane