incorrect scorbus quotes

Scorpius: I know :D

Albus: and a coward, do twenty

Scorpius: Just so we're clear, if I say 'shut up' and you say 'make me', I am instantly thinking about making out with you.

Albus: Funnily enough that didn't include Dad's high horse, which made regular appearances.

Albus: Scorp, if you want sweets, all you have to do is ask.

Scorpius: That's because I'm nervous because I'm holding your hand which makes me want to hold your hand, and, wow, we're just going in a circle, aren't we?

Albus: Damn it.

Albus: For example: Scorpius and I make each other happy, so we do each other.

— Albus Severus Potter, repeatedly

Albus: Fine, I wanna get ran over by a reindeer

Scorpius: *covering penguin's ears* He can hear you, Al.