Incorrect MBTI Quotes

NOT EVERYTHING I POST IS A QUOTE I INVENTED, I TOOK THE MAJORITY OF THEM FROM PINTEREST, OTHER POSTS, VINES OR QUOTES, I JUST READAPT THEM WITH THE MBTI I FOUND MORE FITTING FOR A CERTAIN LINE.

ESFP: If you don't want your cake pass it to me!

ENTP: Am I swearing or am I talking about ENFPxINTJ.

INFJ: oK NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU

ENFPs and ESTPs: We're trying.

INFP: Peanut butter and the full spectrum of human emotions.

Judge, whispering: ...what now?

INTJ: tHE VODKA NOT YOU

ESFP: [INDESCRIBABLE LOUD SCREECHING]

ENTP: Sure. [throws ISTJ across the table]

INFJ: I literally never been more stressed in my life.

INTJ: And the answer is yes.

ISTP: You're smooth like sandpaper I swear.

ENTJ: Yeah, you did.

ENFP: It's an hug, ISTJ. I'm hugging you.

ESFJ: Those are children. That's a school.

IXTJ: I thought "where are they?" And then I saw the explosion.