Basically just unoriginal Marvel jokes

Peter: fsh

Drax: I am too strong to be crushed

Loki: Death is a social construct.

Bucky: To get plums or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tony, tearing up: Okay.

Sam: No-

Bucky: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Bucky: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Bucky: [screaming in the background] Sharon: What happened? Sam: I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror. Bucky, in the distance: SAM! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL! Sam: It’s okay, Bucky! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

Tony, doing anything: Don't tell Pepper. Pepper is not behind the camera right now. If Pepper found out that I was doing this they would be very, very upset right now so don't tell them.

Fury: You’re completely mad! Tony: Thank goodness I am, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work!

Tony, about him & Stephen: We love each other. We just don’t say it. We show our love through criticism and micromanagement, so if you say “love you”, you’re probably hiding something.