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Lois: Hello, I'm Jon's mother Lois
Jay, in his mind: *blue screen of death and dial up noises*
Lois:
Jay:
Jon: I swear he could speak before-
Lois: Marry this one
Omg Jay imagined he just. popped into existence like the fucking Big Bang. Asexual Reproduction. Turns out it’s not XD
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Jon: I see we're alone 😏
Jay: LOL yeah funny story idk if my mom is even alive and a evil dictator is running my home country
Jon, putting on his cape: I'll be right back!
*half an hour later*
Jon, covered in blood: Good news! Your mom is alive :D
Jay was just sleeping on the floor or bench, Stereotypical Elevator/Lobby music in the background
Jon, back from his most recent universe hopping: Never let me leave this universe again!
Jay: As soon as I can figure out how to get you to not do something, sure
Does Jon count as a twink or a hunk (skinny but superstrength makes him strong)
Jay: So you have your identity back
Jon: Yep
Jay: And I don't
Jon, lost: Um... yeah?
Jay: The world thinks I'm dating Superman Jr..
Jon: ... Yes....
Jay: Not Jon Kent
Jon: Um-
Jay: Jon I have to break up with Superman for you! People online are gonna clown on me!
Jon, still lost and now confused: I’m... sorry? I think?
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Damian: You're a love sick fool!
Jon: And? You helped us liberate Gamorra too!
Damian: Irrelevant
Jay: Man... I must be cursed huh???
Jon: I'm pretty sure ma and pa Kent want to ban you from family dinner
Jay, not from a culture that really celebrates Christmas but also knows Jon is American: Merry Christmas!
Jon, chuckling awkwardly because he's from a Jewish family and doesn't celebrate Christmas: Thanks Jay happy holidays
Jay, before he met Jon: you know, two Superman is a bit confusing
Jat: I should call the younger one something different, like Supernova
*later*
Jay, having met Jon: He is now forever and always puppy
Jay: I met Superman today.
Aerie: Oh that's nice-
Jay: We kissed. It was awsome
Aerie, thinking he means Clark: Wait-
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*Damian and Jon argujng*
Damian: You got engaged to a boy you kissed not two days after you saw his face for the first time!?!?!
Jon: IT'S TRUE LOVE
Jon: I think I'm in love!
Lois: That's great sweetie!
*three months later*
Jon: Mom this is my fiancé Jay!
Lois: Well at least he's polite
Jon: Summer was invented by the Devil
Jon: Winter was invented by angels
Jay: ... Isn't the Devil an angel???
Jon: This is no time for logic!
Jon: Sleep? That sounds fake
Jay: Right!?!? What even is sleep?
Jon making a pillow fort: Get over here we're gonna cuddle and you're gonna get some sleep
Sara: You've been sleeping right?
Jay, thinking back to the past three nights of insomnia due to his own 'I must be Useful' nature: Haha yeah
Jon, several countries away, hearing this Bullshit: Jay swear to God-
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*Knocking on the door*
Jay, sleepily: Jon get the door...
Jon: I'm the one knocking!
Jay: How did you learn about The Truth?
Jon: My best friend is obsessed with you
Jay: haha glad I have a fan
Jon: yeah he gave me a shovel talk for dating you
