Aug 3
Oleander: Every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage.
Amaryllis: Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my vagina but okay.
Source: Facebook
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Oleander: Every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage.
Amaryllis: Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my vagina but okay.
Source: Facebook
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Amaryllis: Snap, if I don't make it. Do me a favor.
Snapdragon: Anything.
Amaryllis: Tell Sage she's basic.
Thyme: She used your conditioner once, Amaryllis. Let it go.
Amaryllis: Oh, I'm sorry. Is this your dying wish? Are youuuuu the one dying?
Source: Facebook
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Iori: Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it’s a decision.
Iori: Just heard a noise from the kitchen so I yelled at my cat, only to realize that all of them are actually just chilling with me in the living room, so I’m pretty sure I just told a poltergeist to “Stay the fuck away from the butter you little creep” And I think I’m in for a LONG night.
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Boris: If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent...
Mrs. Pteranodon and Sonny: EXCU-
Boris, smirking: I don't care how busy you are, find time to microwave them before serving!
Dolores: [bursts out laughing hysterically]
The other adults: ...
Mr. Pteranodon: [snickering uncontrollably]
Thurston: You... got us there, Boris.
Sonny: You fucking rage baiter!
Boris, laughing: My Ma always got us frozen meals when she was working! So you guys know! [Laughs more]
Blue Mary: Sometimes I walk my dog in wealthy neighborhoods so he knows what we could’ve had if his vet bills weren’t so darn expensive.
Iori: If you’re thinking about getting a cat, you should because those three cats will be the best five cats you’ve ever had.
