Izuna: Ooh, somebody has a crush!
Madara: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Hashirama. I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
[Later that night]
Madara, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Izuna: Ooh, somebody has a crush!
Madara: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Hashirama. I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
[Later that night]
Madara, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Hashirama: Look, I know you think my judgement is a little clouded because I like Madara.
Tobirama, holding up Hashirama's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation on here.
Hashirama: No, you got it all wrong.
Hashirama: That's our joint tomb stone.
Tobirama: My mistake.
Hashirama: [plays with Madara's hair]
Madara: Stop it. You're ruining my reputation.
Hashirama: Then get off my lap.
Madara: No.
Hashirama: I give up. I am so tired.
Tobirama, reluctantly: ...Get the emergency supply.
Touka: [carries in Madara and places him in front of Hashirama]
Madara:
Hashirama: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
Mito: Truth or dare?
Hashirama: Truth.
Mito: I dare you to go kiss Madara.
Hashirama, already getting up: Fine.
Tobirama, confused: He didn't even choose dare?

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Tobirama: I saw a really beautiful person today.
Hashirama: That's weird, I haven't seen Madara all day. Where did you see him?
Tobirama, eye twitching: Madara is not the only beautiful person in the world!
Hashirama: That's a lie.
Izuna: I sleep with a kunai under my pillow.
Tobirama: Oh yeah? Well, I sleep with my sword.
Madara: You're both pathetic.
Izuna: Why? What do you sleep with?
Madara: Hashirama.
Madara: I'm not like most guys.
Madara: [sips Hashirama's come through a very complex straw]
Madara: I'm worse.
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Literally did this in a hurry
Hashirama: I remember the first time I saw him. I was like, 'holy shit, I'm going to fall in love with this person'.
Mito: Oh, that's sweet. Madara, what did you think the first time you saw Hashirama?
Madara: I thought, 'oh shit, this guy is going to get me killed'.
Hashirama: You're the most jealous man I know!
Madara: [narrows eyes] You know other men..?
Hashirama:

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Hashirama: Deep down, Madara has a good heart.
Tobirama: Yeah, I've noticed you looking at his "good heart".
Madara: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?
Obito: What the hell do you do then?
Madara: I try to stubbornly comment on their strength and fighting skills and how impressed I am with them hoping they catch on, of course.
[Madara is telling a story]
Hashirama: Wow, Madara, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Tobirama: Romance?
Hashirama: I have a crush on him.
Hashirama: Madara just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and unclasped my sandal.
Hashirama: Can we talk, one ten to another?
Madara: You're an eleven, but continue.

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Madara: [rolls over in bed and knees Hashirama in the side]
Hashirama: Ow, you kneed me!
Madara, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you...
Hashirama, voice breaking: O-okay
[Something goes wrong]
Madara, frustrated: Fuck me.
Hashirama: [perks up]
Tobirama: Settle down, elder brother.