Bratty Fuck-Boy Ganondorf Enthusiast.

missing babe so much right now

you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated

u cut my trees

u kaboom’d my bokos

a protest is an implied threat. a protest says there are a lot of us, and we do not like what you’re doing. we are giving you a chance to course correct before we take things to the next level.

And all of those are fine suggestions. I really can’t complain. But do you want to know I think Twilight reads?

Dime novels.

Cheap books filled with the cheesiest plots possible that you’re supposed to read once and then throw away. Stories where overpowered knights rescues princesses in despair. Crime stories about the harden detectives of Castle Town. Serialized stories about the same overpowered hero and his eclectic group of friends he keeps on running into (you know the kind).

Try to get him to read a book on science, or history, or (at Shad’s behest) something of high literature; and he is put to sleep. He is an avid reader for dumb novels and dumb novels only.

He especially loves to read the cheesiest, sauciest, sultriest bodice rippers out there. And he unabashedly loves them. 

I bet he reads while he’s on the road a lot, either while he’s riding Epona or looking to relax at the end of the night. He carries a few around and he reads them all the time until the spines fall apart.

He does this so much that the other Links ask him all the time what he’s reading about over there?