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Soma: There's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the Soma Cruz way.

Mina: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Soma: Yes, but faster.

#soma cruz #mina hakuba #castlevania #castlevania aria of sorrow #castlevania dawn of sorrow #source: the simpsons #incorrect quotes

Richter: Lesbians. What is your wisdom?

Terra: World hard and cold... tiddy soft and warm.

Iris: Girl hot.

Maria: Watch Naruto.

#richter belmont #maria renard #castlevania #Castlevania Rondo of blood #ssbu #terra and iris are really obscure characters but i needed three lesbians for this quote to work #and i wanted to put something out for lesbian visibility day #happy lesbian visibility day from my bi ass!#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

Richter: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I...I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Alucard: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

#alucard #richter belmont #super smash bros #ssbu #castlevania #source: that's so raven #incorrect quotes

Im so starved for sonia content thank you for my life with the funny post with her name in it

No problem! I’m trying to represent all corners of the franchise here (except LoS, fuck LoS) and my girl Sonia needs more love! I’ve actually been keeping an eye out for quotes I think would fit her. If anyone has any... *points at the submission box nonchalantly*

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Maria: Remember, Richter, flatter Alucard. Make him feel good!

[later]

Richter: [knocks on Alucard's door]

Alucard: Hello?

Richter: I love you.

#richter belmont #alucard #maria renard #richtercard #castlevania #source: spongebob squarepants #incorrect quotes

Trevor: Hold on, it’s them! ’Cause only me and Sypha know we’re here.

Alucard: I know we’re here.

#trevor belmont #Alucard #Sypha Belnades #castlevania #adrian alucard tepes #source: help!#incorrect quotes

Trevor: I don’t have favourites.

Also Trevor: I love all the Syphas and non-Syphas equally.

#trevor belmont #Sypha Belnades #trepha #castlevania #netflix castlevania #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Richter: You know, when I was your age —

Maria: You know, when I was your height…

Richter:

Richter: Listen —

#richter belmont #maria renard #castlevania #super smash bros #ssbu #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

Richter: Fist me.

Alucard: I - what the fuck?

Richter: [Holds out fist for a fist bump]

Alucard: Right. That’s what you - right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Chr -

#richter belmont #alucard #castlevania #ssbu #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Dracula: That hair makes you look like a girl.

Alucard:

Alucard: Am I a pretty girl?

#dracula #Vlad Dracula Tepes #alucard #adrian alucard tepes #castlevania #source: spongebob squarepants #incorrect quotes

Soma: If Julius, Yoko and I were drowning, who would you save?

Arikado: You morons can’t even swim?

Julius: Arikado, it’s a hypothetical question.

Yoko: Who would you save?

Arikado: My time and effort.

#castlevania #Julius Belmont #soma cruz #yoko belnades #Genya Arikado #Alucard #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

Juste: I don’t sweat.

Lydie: Everyone sweats?

Maxim: Not Juste. He never sweats.

Lydie: What do you mean, 'he never sweats'?

Juste: Sweating is gross. So I don’t do it.

#juste belmont #Maxim Kischine #Lydie Erlanger #Castlevania #source: victorious #incorrect quotes

Sonia: Do you often see your father?

Alucard: No, actually, we’re just good friends.

#adrian alucard tepes #Alucard #Sonia Belmont #castlevania #castlevania legends #source: a hard day's night

Juste : Everything's wrong. The stress of defending humanity has caused me to go into a depression!

Maxim : Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?

Juste : Maxim, you ignorant slut!

#juste belmont #Maxim Kischine #castlevania harmony of dissonance #Castlevania #source: the office #incorrect quotes

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Dracula: How old are you?

Maria: Old enough.

Dracula: Old enough for what?

Maria: To party.

#dracula #Vlad Dracula Tepes #maria renard #Castlevania Rondo of blood #Castlevania #source: superbad #incorrect quotes

Simon: The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

#simon belmont #super smash bros #ssbu #castlevania #smash ultimate #source: parks and rec #incorrect quotes

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