Incorrect Beholder Quotes

Peter: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Evan: What hints have you given them? Peter: Well, I think about them a lot. Peter: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Rabindranath: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. Evan: Are you okay.

Peter: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Evan: What? No, I— Marco: *enters room* Peter: *jaw clenches*

Hank: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Peter: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Gloria: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

forgot i had this blog WHOOPS time to queue more shit