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Koal: I had a dream about you last night. Kai: That's interesting. Koal: Yeah, you were my sleep paralysis demon.

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"It's time to forget the mistakes of the past, and start making the mistakes of the future!"

-Scottwick, probably

#incorrect allotail #mod: scottwick #incorrect quotes #source: wolfpuppy #scottwick

"I suffered GREATLY in that town. Every day I was suffering. I was a goth in the summer. It sucked shit."

-Amari, probably

#incorrect allotail #mod: scottwick #amari #incorrect quotes #source: my favorite murder #incorrect dnd quotes

Koal: goodnight moon

Koal: goodnight tree Koal: goodnight sleep paralysis demons only I can see

#incorrect allotail #koal #kai?#mod: scottwick #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

"Before the bodies can hit the floor, you first must let them." -Pembrooke, probably.

#from the archives #incorrect allotail #source: wolfpuppy #pembrooke #mod: scottwick #miss you friend

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Laz: The first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail until you spot a smaller cooler looking trail with more magical creatures

Laz: im lost

#incorrect allotail #incorrect quotes #source: letsboldlygomotherfuckers on tumblr #laz #mod: scottwick #lazuli allotail

Noah: I think that Lilabelle might be upset with you.

Scottwick: What makes you say that?

Noah: She gave me this note...

Scottwick: ...

Scottwick: "Dear Scottwick Erasmus. I hope this letter finds you before I do."

#incorrect allotail #incorrect quotes #scottwick #noah #lilabelle #mod: scottwick #source: @incorrectgreeks

Koal: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Amari, mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

#koal #amari #incorrect allotail #incorrect quotes #mod: scottwick #source: unknown

Tourmaline: How long does your ideal hug last?

Laz: Forty five minutes.

Tourmaline: That’s really impractical.

Laz: You said ideal, not realistic.

#source: futurefantastic #incorrect quotes #mod: scottwick #Laz #tourmaline allotail #incorrect allotail

Mossie: Well, well, well. If it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.

#incorrect allotail #mod: scottwick #mossie maffick

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Koal: I guess you could say I'm kind of a chicken magnet.

Random guard in Nanasco: ....don't you mean a chick magnet?

[sounds of distant clucking get louder].

Koal: We have to go NOW.

#marvin is always welcome #incorrect allotail #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #koal #mod: scottwick

*at the warden's house*

Gluttony: Hello, people who absolutely do not live here.

Scottwick: 'Ello.

Laz: Hey!

Amari: We came for snacks.

Lust: We gave you the key for emergencies.

Koal: We were out of eggs benedict.

Amari: And cupcakes.

#incorrect allotail #source: unknown #mod: scottwick #koal #lazuli #scottwick #amari #gluttony allotail #lust allotail #gluttony #lust #laz

*at preacher's library/house*

Preacher: Hello, people who absolutely do not live here.

Koal: Hi.

Laz: Hey!

Amari: We came for snacks.

Tourmaline: We gave you the key for emergencies.

Scottwick: We were out of bagels.

Amari: And croissants.

#incorrect allotail #tourmaline #tourmaline allotail #preacher #preacher allotail #koal #laz #amari #scottwick #mod: scottwick

Corduroy: *kicks the "g" off a graveyard sign*

Corduroy: Let's get this party started.

#corduroy jones #incorrect allotail #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #mod: scottwick

Preacher: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?

Koal: So what you're saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible.

Tourmaline: Or you could, you know. Not.

#Tourmaline #Tourmaline allotail #Koal #Preacher #Preacher allotail #incorrect allotail #mod: scottwick

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Corduroy: I've already got my Driver's License, Cosmetology License; that's two of the Big Five Licenses.

Grayson: *confused* The Big Five Licenses?

Corduroy: Driver's License, Cosmetology License, Pilot's License, Fishing License, and... License to Kill.

Corduroy: I can't wait to get that one.

Grayson: *visibly enthused*

#grayson #corduroy jones #incorrect allotail #mod: scottwick #source: the looney tunes show