Koal: I had a dream about you last night. Kai: That's interesting. Koal: Yeah, you were my sleep paralysis demon.
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Koal: I had a dream about you last night. Kai: That's interesting. Koal: Yeah, you were my sleep paralysis demon.

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"It's time to forget the mistakes of the past, and start making the mistakes of the future!"
-Scottwick, probably
"I suffered GREATLY in that town. Every day I was suffering. I was a goth in the summer. It sucked shit."
-Amari, probably
Koal: goodnight moon
Koal: goodnight tree Koal: goodnight sleep paralysis demons only I can see
"Before the bodies can hit the floor, you first must let them." -Pembrooke, probably.

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Laz: The first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail until you spot a smaller cooler looking trail with more magical creatures
Laz: im lost
Noah: I think that Lilabelle might be upset with you.
Scottwick: What makes you say that?
Noah: She gave me this note...
Scottwick: ...
Scottwick: "Dear Scottwick Erasmus. I hope this letter finds you before I do."
Koal: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Amari, mouth full of takeout: Kill two.
Tourmaline: How long does your ideal hug last?
Laz: Forty five minutes.
Tourmaline: That’s really impractical.
Laz: You said ideal, not realistic.
Mossie: Well, well, well. If it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.

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Koal: I guess you could say I'm kind of a chicken magnet.
Random guard in Nanasco: ....don't you mean a chick magnet?
[sounds of distant clucking get louder].
Koal: We have to go NOW.
*at the warden's house*
Gluttony: Hello, people who absolutely do not live here.
Scottwick: 'Ello.
Laz: Hey!
Amari: We came for snacks.
Lust: We gave you the key for emergencies.
Koal: We were out of eggs benedict.
Amari: And cupcakes.
*at preacher's library/house*
Preacher: Hello, people who absolutely do not live here.
Koal: Hi.
Laz: Hey!
Amari: We came for snacks.
Tourmaline: We gave you the key for emergencies.
Scottwick: We were out of bagels.
Amari: And croissants.
Corduroy: *kicks the "g" off a graveyard sign*
Corduroy: Let's get this party started.
Preacher: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
Koal: So what you're saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible.
Tourmaline: Or you could, you know. Not.

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Corduroy: I've already got my Driver's License, Cosmetology License; that's two of the Big Five Licenses.
Grayson: *confused* The Big Five Licenses?
Corduroy: Driver's License, Cosmetology License, Pilot's License, Fishing License, and... License to Kill.
Corduroy: I can't wait to get that one.
Grayson: *visibly enthused*
Scottwick: Lazuli I can’t sleep, I’m afraid of Frankenstein.
Lazuli: Don’t you mean Frankenstein’s monster?
Scottwick: I do not. Personally I find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.
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