Apr 30, 2021
Scottwick: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozarella?
Laz and Koal: Oh my gods please stop
Amari: No no
Amari: Let him finish.
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Scottwick: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozarella?
Laz and Koal: Oh my gods please stop
Amari: No no
Amari: Let him finish.
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Gluttony: Height is a choice
Several people in The God’s Hope are typing...
Laz: There’s a fine line between stupidity and bravery
Laz, glaring at Koal and Scottwick: and someone, not naming names, keeps forcing us to walk it.
Scottwick: FIGHT ME YOU SODDY ASS CHANDELIER GUY
Envy: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone?
Scottwick: Oh, I’m sorry. Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Envy: Somehow that is worse.
Scottwick, cutting his hair in the bathroom: You think they’ll notice?
Ginvorous, in his head: I think they’ll be fucking stupid not to.
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The God’s Hope, Allotail homebrew campaign party, monopoly meme edition:
Left to right: Scottwick, tiefling artificer, reports on the game while completely sloshed (again). Alistair, NPC and eat-or-be-eaten somewhat friendly, beloved mimic is entrusted with being the cardboard box. Lazuli, resident fae wizard sits in jail for the 6th time in the game because a guy just can’t catch a break. Tourmaline, half-elf part-time NPC and full time nanny lies on the board questioning all of his life decisions. Aasimar paladin Banwon made and lost a nasty bet with Pembrooke. It looks like he will be next to carry the stanky ghast head. Pembrooke, halfling sorcerer, politely dominated the game and is now getting showered in rightfullly earned cash. Koal, half-oni half-tiefling monk is covering Pem in her dough while looking (unbeknownst to him) fly as fuck. Human cleric Amari prays to the Goddess of Nice Ass to give her the strength to lose herself in the pain.
Somewhere offscreen, our DM is probably ashamed.
Scottwick: Lazuli I can't sleep, I'm afraid of Frankenstein.
Lazuli: Don't you mean Frankenstein's monster?
Scottwick: I do not. Personally I find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.
Breakfast doodles!