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Peter: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Sirius, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Peter:

Peter: fsh

#sirius #peter #queue for me angel of music

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Frank: Violence isn't the answer.

Marlene: You’re right.

Frank: *sighs in relief*

Marlene: Violence is the question.

Frank: What?

Marlene: And the answer is yes.

Frank: NO-

#marlene #frank #queue for me angel of music

Jimi: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

#jimi

Bilius: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Bilius: *punches wall*

Bilius:

Bilius: Take me to the hospital.

#bilius

*Lily and Marlene sitting in jail together*

Lily: So who should we call?

Marlene: I’d call Frank, but I feel safer in jail

#frank #lily #marlene

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Walden: If Damocles and I were drowning, who would you save?

Rodolphus: You two can’t swim?

Damocles: It’s a hypothetical question, Rodolphus! who would you save?

Rodolphus: my time and effort.

#rodolphus #walden #damocles

James: Can I be frank with you guys?

Peter: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Remus: Can I still be Remus?

Sirius: Shh, let Frank speak.

#peter #james #sirius #remus

Sybill: Can you keep a secret?

Tobias: Do you know anything about my life?

Sybill: No I do not. Good point.

#sybill #tobias

Doris: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Dahey: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Gilderoy: Smad.

#gilderoy #doris #dahey

Gideon: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Reginald: The car takes a screenshot.

Nimue: For the last time, get the fuck out.

#nimue #reginald #gideon

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Otto: You love me, right, Declan?

Declan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

#otto #declan

Ludo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Edith: Ludo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

#ludo #edith

Dorcas: If you found out that you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it.

Lily: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

James: Something illegal.

Mary: Accept my fate.

Sirius: I would message ten people saying that if they don’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Lily: What?

James: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

#submitted by cass!#james #mary #sirius #dorcas #lily

Sera: Name a way to be nice to others.

Natalya: Don’t kill them.

Sera: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

#natalya #seraphina #submitted by lex

Dumbledore: Miss Parkinson-

Seraphina: I am not a miss.

Seraphina: I am a mystery.

#dumbledore #seraphina #submitted by lex

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Fabian: well, one of us is going to have to change.

Molly: I was already wearing this. you literally left and came back wearing the same jacket as me.

Gideon: *enters wearing an identical jacket*

Gideon: well, one of us is going to have to change.

#fabian #molly #gideon #submitted by lex

Andromeda: Sirius, this is your Swear Jar.

Andromeda: Narcissa, this is your Should Have Listened To Andromeda Jar.

Andromeda: Regulus, this is your Made People Uncomfortable With Your Brooding Jar

Andromeda: Bellatrix, this is your Threatened to do Bodily Damage Jar.

Sirius: What the fuck?

Andromeda: *glares*

Sirius: *sighs and puts a coin in his jar*

#andromeda #sirius #submitted by lex

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